Joe "Catfish" Provo's Crap

Credo quia absurdum.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tottering shard-borne moldwarp, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou errant ill-nurtured baggage, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Headlinin' in an all-star gig this Autumn - 
OutsideWorld 
with Foo Squickers 
and Lemur Style!!

Singer, looking to jam with.
Experienced in metal, funk,
and blues.  I like music, especially
Pup Cock.
Call Iggy at 555-4708.

  <<<  Z.Z. Chop >>>
Will Play at These Auditoriums:
3/29          Rocky Point 
3/29          Club NEXT 
3/8          The Colliseum 
4/22          Anna Maria College 
9/22          Foxboro Stadium 
2/9          Institute Hall 
7/14          The Centrum 
9/25          Stonehenge

  ***  The Medicine Posse ***
Will Play at These Fresh Studios:
1/13          A Street Corner In Main South 
3/26          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 
Call  (798) 555-6038 for more info!

Cheers,
joe