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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One foggy evening, a student was walking by the temple when she saw a learned master. The student approached the master, and said: "How can I come to know health?" Said the master: "As the tree is close to the solitude, so is stick the same as the apple." In that moment, the student became Enlightened.
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