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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

-Ancient Chinese proverb


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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Four:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Duchess ELEET Schooly H Fighter
 rockin' the house with ...
Whale the Damp Sprocket

Little Wolfy
 appearing for one time only with ...
The London Squickers
 ... Free Lemon Curry Pie at the door!
Call 555-7753 for tickets!

White Trussmas
 playing a benefit concert with
 the masters of art rock:
Squirrel the Half Gasket

Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Thursday.
 Eight hours of The Artists Formerly Known as the Pigs

Cheers,
joe