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You gotta live until you're dead
You gotta rock 'til you see red

-The Cramps


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".

Little-known Joe Fact Number Fifty:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Panhandler Consults Rib for Nice Fluorescent Orangeberry Recipe. -- see page 5

Cheers,
joe