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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser... before it is too late.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Penitentiary extended set this Saturday. Six hours of Sextus Call 555-5673 for tickets! | Tuesday March 3rd -- LIVE at The Iron Horse Pub It's Fester Managers .. with special guests Judas Monk Call (338) 555-9645 for tickets! |
Live at The Bean Counter!
Gophereye the Miffed Worm
with
Polio!
Husker Loo!
and Tick Cosey!
| Tree Nose playing their last show with ... Cloppy ... Free 5-MEO-DMT at the door! |
Cheers,
joe