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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Seventy-Eight:
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I recommend that you hop over to my friend, Jer Johnson (He's huge!), NOW!
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
COOL...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in IBM Corp's M.C. Escher Family line ...
Cap'n Kirk!
Tom and Jerry say "Save The Children".
Cheers,
joe