Joseph Z Provo's Perpetually Fluctuating World-Wide-Weirdness

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Ninety-Three:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"Some are born to gooberdom, some have gooberdom thrust upon them, and some run fanatically into the slavering maw of the Goober God to become the Big Kahuna Goober."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people and visiting Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   FEEL the Sheer *Sphincter-Clenching* TERROR of

  *** Harem of the Uranium Hillbillies ***

   With the Unearthly Co-Feature

   *** Blood Orgy of the Alien Hacker d00Ds ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Gruesome Contest of Wills!

Cheers,
joe