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Might I suggest visiting my friend, Jack Jansen.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: DON'T MISS this Throat-Gripping Feature! *** Last Dance of the Spooky Maniacs from the Future *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Unearthly *** Ritual of the Pulsating Hounds *** BANNED in 2 Countries!
Cheers,
joe