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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
"That which does not kill me makes me stranger."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Trance of the Gonzo Virgins from 20,000 Fathoms *** And don't miss Bela Lugosi's last role in *** Doctors *** Filmed in Smell-O-Vision... you can tell quality when it smells!
Cheers,
joe