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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Friday December 24th -- LIVE at Red Rocks It's Father Nuclear Warhead .. with special guests Chemical Nieces | Wooden Wench rockin' out with the masters of waltz: 2 Rad 2 Quit Call (457) 555-8724 for tickets! |
Shakin' the foundations, "Green Rod" with Prototype 808 U0 and Duchess Madonna Stoh Coffee | Tonight at Altamont Speedway! HooKoo Dolls with a special solo Pot-induced performance by Seann Ives (of Dudes for Dracula)! |
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