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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Six-Hundred and One:
"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Gweepdome's big screen! DON'T MISS this Sphincter-Clenching Feature! *** Blood Orgy of the Masked Blanchmange *** With Lassie! Also *** Rock-n-Roll Schoolgirls *** Free Condoms will be given to ALL patrons!
Cheers,
joe