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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 65:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Scott Lesser; ASAP.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at Paris Art Cinema: DON'T MISS this Blood-Chilling Feature! *** Death Ride of the Cybernetic Slime from Acapulco *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling *** Mole People *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe