Joe's Mutating Junk

You can keep the reward
I'd just as soon STAY SICK

-The Cramps


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 2:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory's version (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a student came upon a master by the road.
The student approached the master, and said: "How do I learn full justice?"
The master answered: "As the sunset is under the river, so is branch the same as the stone."
With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe