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-Turgot


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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number One-Hundred:
He had classes with Joger, and knew who it was.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Nausea
 showing a rare moment of unity with
 the masters of music:
DJ Loop E and the Cool Citizen
Call 555-4104 for tickets!

Live at Altamont Speedway!
 Post-it Notes to Laura
 with
Presbyter Position!
  The London Exploders!
    and Front 114!

Tonight at Durgin Hall!
 M.C. Rad
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Monica Lewinsky (of The Red Hot Bananas)!

Live at Worcester Technical Institute!
 Cat Liz (U.K.)
 with
Bold Truck!
  Ticked Lads!
    and Father Bayonet!

Cheers,
joe