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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred and One:
"For some people a "discussion" is like intercourse -- it requires friction."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Abgeubteubwankwort Uebersenwaldwortflogach shakin' the foundations with ... Mosquitoey Girls ... Free Tab at the door! | Bringin' down the roof, "Rabbi Position" with Cosine 404 State and The Friggin' Purple Ratios |
Live at Wembley Stadium!
The DJ Thrash-a-Lot Project
with
Dead Klingon Choad!
Livid Message!
and Altar Boy!
Call 555-5073 for tickets!
| You won't want to miss this Spring's Headless Cow Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! Sonic Hat Head Gators Having Sex Some Little Groups Lads & Company The Calculator Experience . . . with Temporary Dydoes by Roger! |
Cheers,
joe