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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 40:
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adult Movie Fans! DON'T MISS this Unearthly Feature! *** Ritual of the Naked Worm Eaters *** And You'll Also See the Gripping *** Rape of the Inflatable Women with Really Huge Breasts from Beneath the Sea *** Filmed in Smell-O-Vision... you can tell quality when it smells!
Cheers,
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