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Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 46:
"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit my friend, Christine Jesensky right away!
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Slasher Movie Fans! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Sledge-O-Matic of the Radioactive Druids *** And You'll Also See the Gripping *** Destruction of the Headless Flying Saucers from the Oort Cloud *** Filmed in Squish-O-Rama!
Cheers,
joe