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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number One:
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Radical...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in Atari Group's Happy Fun Ball series ...
Keanu Reeves!
Cheers,
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