Joseph Z Provo's Often Growing Site

You get nothing back for all you save
Just eternity in a spacious grave

-Jim Carroll Band

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mammering fen-sucked pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou swag-bellied giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Headlinin' in an all-star gig next year - 
Father Claymore 
with Gold Rod 
and Happy Nooner!!

Mouse Knickers
 takin' the stage with ...
Credible Swine
 ... Free Nonoxynol-9 at the door!
Call 555-9525 for tickets!

Emperor Serum and the Legendary Singers
 bringin' down the roof with
 the masters of hardcore:
Festering Lemons

Bazookas for 55 Lashings
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Allen's Symmetries
 ... Free Psilocybin at the door!

Cheers,
joe