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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Four:
"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out Steve Richardson and you visit Jack Jansen right away!
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a precocious student saw a master by the inn. Said the student to the master: "How do I experience knowledge?" The master picked up a rod and hit the student. In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe