Joe's Heroic Site

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou infectious base-court giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou errant clapper-clawed vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Six:
He coins new terms regularly: 'oddition": an odd addition.

"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting netcowboy and visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company, NOW!

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Restaurant Owner Barbecues Ten Lawyers ...and serves them to unsuspecting customers

Cheers,
joe