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Stay away from morons, idiots and psychotic people.

-Jerry Casale


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Five lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Eight:
He has worked as a part of Spunk Press since 1992. Documenting and archiving both historic and current real anarchism.

"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again, Current Weather Conditions in the CSL, or Bill Marrs; ASAP.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Iraqi Gurus Confirm: Robert Anton Wilson Went to Arkansas. -- Photo of the Year!

Cheers,
joe