jprovo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 14:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"Any sufficeintly large application of caffeine is indistinguishable from happiness."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Furious Cheese Wheel
 bringin' down the roof with
 the masters of trip-hop:
Mellotron Rage

Live at Institute 112!
 Butchers for Santa Claus
 with
Dolby ProLogic Famous People!
  Brown Sex!
    and Ripshit Babies!

Record release party next year - 
Tread Can Twist 
with Jupiter One Arm  
and Femmes In the Hood!!

Awk Jam
 takin' the stage with ...
Nonoxynol-9 Fan Club

Cheers,
joe