jprovo's Nigh-Invulnerable World-Wide-Weirdness

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-The Wolfgang Press


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What is FNORD? FNORD turns YOU into a 9 year old hindu boy!

Little-known JZP Fact Number Ninety-Five:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Ernest! New from TUI, Ltd..  
For ages three and up.  

Cheers,
joe