Joseph Z Provo's Web Page

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.

Little-known JZP Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Five:
He has nothing to do with Xyrem's active pharmacutical ingredent sodium oxybate, despite it being known as JZP-6.

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Might I suggest you visit Ian Heavens Memorial or you visit GweepCo.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro Eighth Husband for Corporal Crusher Corps! 
From IBM! 
In stores now! 

Cheers,
joe