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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred and Eight:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
I recommend checking out Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again, the online game Urban Dead, or the Straight Dope.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Flag Day! FEEL the Sheer *Gripping* TERROR of *** Pyramid of the Psychic Bikers from Beneath the Sea *** With the Scary Co-Feature *** Graveyard of the Mysterious Daka Trays *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
joe