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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One warm evening, a disciple was walking by the well when he saw a sage. The student approached the master, and said: "How do I make complete enlightenment?" Upon hearing this, the master bounced an apple off the student's back. At that, young student became the sage.
Cheers,
joe