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I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at UMASS Lowell!
 Amplifier Thumb
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Thelonius Flunk (of Polysorbudal)!
Call 555-1992 for tickets!

Wednesday November 10th -- LIVE at Eleni's Midnite Cafe
It's Katrina's Kiwi
 .. with special guests Rug Rats 2 Women

Rich Boyzzz on Mountain Dew
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Maiming Watermelon
 ... Free Ginseng at the door!

Hot-swap Lizard needs Guitarist.
We play synth-pop, heavily influenced by
Boston Industrial Machine,
Largeland,
and Pissing Plums.  Contact Edward at 555-4971.

Cheers,
joe