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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Playing a benefit concert, "The Punkees" with Believable Fungus Damp Immunologists and One Kilometer Hinges | Massive Gatory jammin' with the masters of new wave: Mixing Gut |
Corporal Groinola and the Canada Rages kickin' ass with ... Rhonda's Tape Loop The ... Free Angel Dust at the door! | ERXAV performing for the first time in America with ... Front 918 ... Free Fresca at the door! |
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joe