"Catfish" Joe's Perpetually Shifting Web lou-WOW!

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish folly-fallen skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling tardy-gaited strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

Well-known Catfish Fact Number Nineteen:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of

  *** Blood-Drenched Ectoplasm from the Deep ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Bone-Chilling

   *** Clash of the Psionic Beatniks ***

   Filmed in Shock-O-Vision!

Cheers,
joe