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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mobile phone users who talk and drive. Driving takes all your attention; pull over, nimrod.
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Two:
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Disgruntled Former Random Weirdo Kills Forty-Eight With Biological Weapon!
Cheers,
joe