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I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 1:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Performing for the first time in America this Monday - Howling Terminators with GopherBone and The Questioned Uniforms!! | Jihad Against The Bucket needs Sound Woman. We play death metal, heavily influenced by The Exploding Ears, Mila Belgiana, and Private Yellow. Contact Kilroy at 555-0126. |
Past Sound of Detroit for their big Reunion Show with ... Funk Could Blast Itself | Dead Square Army kickin' ass with ... Cheap Grrrrlz Down Three Blocks |
Cheers,
joe