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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
This Season's Hottest Toy! 60's Outfit, for Havoc Family and friends and new Fashion Plate Keanu Reeves! John Trussell reminds you "Watch my Friday Morning cartoon show and remember: You too can befriend the Gazelles".
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