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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit Bozo Texino or checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead... before it is too late.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Cygnus X-1 Needs Dimensional Shamblers, Will Buy for Sixty-Four Million Dollars or Trade for Sugar.
Cheers,
joe