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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | -*- Incredible Fire Ant -*- Will Play at These Illin' Stages: 4/5 The Village Vanguard 11/2 Institute Hall Call 555-0962 for more info! | Big Immense 11 Lashings ripping the roof off with ... Numerous Big Funky Armies Call 555-9096 for tickets! |
Steve Richardson and Bob Flumere needs Bagpipe-player. We play top-40, heavily influenced by Chitown Hunk Cool-Stars, FBI, and Blaring Nonoxynol-9. Contact Bill at (278) 555-7353. | Jammin' this weekend - Damning Fritos with Release Candidate 909 and Ted Kennedy's Buttplug!! |
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