"Catfish" Joe's Web Louou

Humanus non gratis.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty rump-fed codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou paunchy motley-minded clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD makes "Friends" funny!

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One rainy evening, a seeker spied a learned master by the river.
The student humbly said,  "What is the laugh of a girl?"
Said the master: "When the water is driven by the stone, then there shall be sun."
With that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe