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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 500:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | ChompProngs shakin' the foundations with ... Ben Goodwin and the Family Cement ... Free Worcester Water at the door! Call 555-2505 for tickets! | Sunday July 26th -- LIVE at Wembley Stadium It's Pissed Sting .. with special guests Grateful Jed |
Appearing for one time only, "Geep Black" with The Screaming White Popes Loop Lemurey Dog and The Mighty Mighty Glosstones | You won't want to miss this evening's WPI Battle of the Bands! FIVE BANDS! Shrubbery Fan Club Coordinate Balsa Head the Swine The Maiming Navels . . . with Freakshow on the Third stage |
Cheers,
joe