Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

All you crazy stonecutters!
Would you go to jail for your art?

-Negativland


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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clouted weather-bitten death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent elf-skinned bugbear, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Little-known Joe Fact Number 4:
In general, he sees the world as full of potential friends. This does NOT apply to job tasks related to performing security analysis.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out the browser-based game Lost , some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., or GweepNet.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Horsey Boys
 playing their last show with ...
The Junkees
 ... Free Cocaine at the door!

You won't want to miss next year's Lollapalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Lady Smash-a-Lot and the Hip Boys
The Catheter Posse
The Forb
DooGoo Dolls
Fuck Your Lawyer
 . . . with Cleo doing Science Experiments!

Dingo Fleet
 performing for the first time with ...
L&L Blues Works
Call 555-4884 for tickets!

Live at Your Village's Bandstand!
 Blue Reginald
 with
Chemical Hoedown!
  Sed Can Breakdance!
    and Fan Clubs of Capitalism!

Cheers,
joe