"Catfish" Joe's Transforming Web Louou

The average Joe is getting damn impatient with petty special interest politics when there's an entire cosmos to be swept clean by fire.

-Bob the Angry Flower


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fly-bitten skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rump-fed nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Six:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Repertory Theatre's showing of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Limited Edition... 
 From Radio City Music Hall... 
   the latest in Raytheon Group's Happy Fun Ball line ...
       Ken! 
Assembly instructions included!  

Cheers,
joe