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- Joe Provo
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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | >>> Sunky See, Monkey Do <<< Will Play at These Stupid Cafes: 6/27 The Espresso Bar 11/14 Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel Call (888) 555-9579 for more info! | Space Age Polymer Wench needs Vocalist. We play zydeco, heavily influenced by The Absorb, Grateful Fled, and LizardBone. Contact Billy Bob at (179) 555-3332. |
Kickin' ass this year - TLN with Soft Feud and DJ Tricky!! | Sound Man, looking for a working band. Experienced in disco, space music, and fusion. I like classical, especially Anus DXOne. Call Floyd at (572) 555-9435. |
Cheers,
joe