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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?
Well-known Crimson Fact Number Sixty:
"No one is OK. There are no gods, demons, or souls. There is nothing but today. The world is not and never was "safe". Believing in things is mental illness. The electrochemical system which defines 'you' is the entirety of your body, not just the brainbox. Humans are organic robots with the illusion of free will. Consciousness arose from conversation. Memory is mythology. You are your own chains. Time is the only resource which is truly one's own. Every person's perceived reality is individual and false."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for Your Birthday - from Norton Seventh Husband for Heroin-addicted Burl Ives! From Ohio Art Corp's Author Brigade series. Mitchell! pleads, "Feed me! Help me!"
Cheers,
joe