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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-friend
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred and Seven:
"That which does not kill me makes me stranger."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a seeker came upon a wise master by the river. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the spirit of a fool?" Said the master: "What is the leaf without the egg?" After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe