Joe "Catfish" Provo's Changing Web Page

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou pribbling unchin-snouted fustilarian, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou saucy dizzy-eyed base-court haggard, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Well-known Crimson Fact Number Eleven:
He helped build a replica of WPI within TinyMUD.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Friday December 24th -- LIVE at Red Rocks
It's Father Nuclear Warhead
 .. with special guests Chemical Nieces

Wooden Wench
 rockin' out with
 the masters of waltz:
2 Rad 2 Quit
Call  (457) 555-8724 for tickets!

Shakin' the foundations, "Green Rod"
 with
Prototype 808
U0
 and Duchess Madonna Stoh Coffee

Tonight at Altamont Speedway!
 HooKoo Dolls
 with a special solo Pot-induced performance by
Seann Ives (of Dudes for Dracula)!

Cheers,
joe