Joe Provo's Random World-Wide-Weirdness

BE HAPPY OR NOT!

-DEVO


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the smell of last weeks date, still stuck in your nails.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 4:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Headlinin' in an all-star gig, "Dubya Bush's Nipple Clamp"
 with
Hiliary Clinton's Ballgag
Feral Bosses
 and One Centimeter Staples
Call 555-6287 for tickets!

Drummer, looking for an opening.
Experienced in mosh, ska,
and rastacore.  I like ambient, especially
The ReeLee's.
Call Iggy at  (952) 555-7312.

United for the last time on stage next evening - 
Blowjobs From Daffy Duck 
with Senile Pigs 
and M.C. Soup A!!
Call  (417) 555-7239 for tickets!

Roodee and the Queers
 shakin' the foundations with ...
Worcester Water

Cheers,
joe