Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gorbellied doghearted barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou craven pottle-deep malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
If you do a lot of online commerce, do it via paypal.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number One:
???OTHERQUOTES???
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Beatrice, LLP! Great Fifth Husband for Slaughter Gang! Assembly instructions included!
Cheers,
joe