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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Fourty-Six:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =#= MTV =#= Will Be Appearing at These Pubs: 12/2 Watch City Brewery 4/18 Watch City Brewery 5/9 Doherty Memorial High School Call 555-2014 for more info! | You won't want to miss next Fall's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Blind Leopards Dead Missionary SpacePlatypus The Mike Andrews Four The FeeKee's . . . with Temporary Prince Alberts by Edward! Call 555-9799 for tickets! |
Live at Store Twenty-Four On Highland!
George Bush's Anal Beads
with
Chemical Hootenanny!
Hunky Tee, Ker-plunky Doo!
and Butchers!
| Ripping the roof off this year - Chemical Mothers with Broken Kids and M.C. KRad Turntable One and the Stooges!! Call (448) 555-0952 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe