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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Action Movie Fans! An Action-Packed TRUE story! *** Curse of the Captive Cannibals *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Bone-Chilling *** Spoils of the Abominable Worm Eaters *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Gruesome Contest of Wills!
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