Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish fly-bitten ratsbane, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Twenty-Seven:
???OTHERQUOTES???
Might I suggest checking out Bill Marr's Survey Central.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's Lollapaloser! FIVE BANDS! The M.C. Super-Bumpin' Navy Scratch Cat Big Immense Locust FlyProngs Liz's Lime . . . with Joe doing a Magic Act with Liz Phair | Moe's extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of Ruthless Teens In the Hood |
AT&T Zydeco Churn takin' the stage with ... Soup Division | More TV Channels Board playing their last show with ... The Antidote |
Cheers,
joe