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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... Experience the *Gripping* terror of *** Santa Claus Conquers the Bloodthirsty Amazons *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed *** Secret Rites of the Captive Hounds *** You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!
Cheers,
joe