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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Jammin' this Tuesday - Blue Darryl with LooverSonic and Viagra!! | Up with Elbows needs Bassist. We play glam, heavily influenced by Billy Bob's Monster Foot, Big Fly Invasion, and Nila Armenia. Contact Vincent at 555-9615. |
You won't want to miss this Winter's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Dissatisfied Oreo Black Kid Sweaty Pear The Fishhook Experience The Blou Barkers . . . with King WD40 taking a cannonball in the gut! | Kieslowski's Asymmetries needs Sound Man. We play blues, heavily influenced by KoalaFishMutantBirdie Babies, Jihad Against The Tire, and Monster Choad. Contact Chris at 555-4264. |
Cheers,
joe