Joe's Updating Web Junk

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish boil-brained vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning doghearted haggard, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"Of course in the post Xday world, the ONLY useful currency will be ours. The "Bob" Buck, Slack Silver, Connie Crown, and Yeti Yen will be the only thing accepted by Xist bankers (other than Pink pelts, though that is a bit rustic...)"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Cheers,
joe