Joe "Catfish" Provo's Transmogrifying Web Pages

everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

-They Might Be Giants


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish dizzy-eyed varlot, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring clapper-clawed gudgeon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Nineteen:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre's showing of Blue Window (1990).

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I suggest that you hop over to netcowboy.

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Wasp Born with Amy Fisher's Face! -- Exciting Unretouched Photos!

Cheers,
joe