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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Seven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting the art of Matt Towler. right away!
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One sunny morning, a precocious student was walking by a large tree when he encountered a master. Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of justice?" Upon hearing this, the master struck the student ten times with his cane. At that, the seeker became the sage.
Cheers,
joe