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Non-parody Top-Ten lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Fifty-Eight:
"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Wembley Stadium extended set this Thursday. Four hours of Grateful Lead | Rockin' out, "Blue Yom Kippur" with Bite Function Presbyter and Great White Sharkface |
The Cure united for the last time on stage with ... Messages to Billy Bob ... Free Ginseng at the door! | Doherty Memorial High School extended set this Saturday. Six hours of Altar Boy Violation |
Cheers,
joe