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I suggest you visit the web-based online game Lost or visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One stormy evening, a seeker came upon a master by the market. The student humbly said, "What is the laugh of a madman?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up his cane and struck the student. At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe