Joe "Catfish" Provo's Perpetually Unfolding Web Crap

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant dread-bolted scut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling milk-livered coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Sixteen:
He is angry at humanity for not living up to its potential.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out netcowboy now.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
2 Hoopy 2 Cease-and-Desist needs Sound Woman.
We play ambient, heavily influenced by
Catheter Butt,
Damning Cheez Doodles,
and The Winthrop Damners.  Contact Zyrah at 555-1375.

The Boynton extended set this Thursday.
 Seven hours of Rich Femmes on Seafood

Performing for the first time, "Vibrator"
 with
OWJHV
2 Hoss 2 Stop
 and Half Boys Down Three Blocks
Call  (695) 555-6750 for tickets!

Shakin' the foundations next year - 
Run WPI 
with The Red Hot Radishes 
and The Forb!!

Cheers,
joe