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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a precocious disciple came upon a master by a large tree. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to wisdom?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up his cane and hit the student. With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
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