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The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Fourty-Four:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evening's Chicago Ska Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
The Liz Phair Project
Hissing Bats
Monster Elephant
Dreispanfloguck Apuestde
St00pid Pine
 . . . with Interpretive Dance by DJ Turntable Four

  -*-  R&B Death Metal Foundry -*-
Will Be Appearing at These Clubs:
1/22          The Centrum 
4/7          The Cocoa Bean

Tonight at The Cove!
 SwarmCocks
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
DJ Square N (of Little Worm)!

  ***  Chemical Sons ***
Are Scheduled To Play at These Scrumpdillicious Clubs:
1/7          WMBR's Studio 
2/11          The Mad Raven 
Call  (224) 555-7556 for more info!

Cheers,
joe