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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Five lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Eight:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again, Current Weather Conditions in the CSL, or Bill Marrs; ASAP.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Iraqi Gurus Confirm: Robert Anton Wilson Went to Arkansas. -- Photo of the Year!
Cheers,
joe