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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 569:
"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
You'll wait in line for Nights for: Half-Tiger Sidekick, for Craig Znamierowski Mace line and new IPv4 Thurston Howell the Third!
Cheers,
joe