Crimson's Web Pages

Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

-Juvenal


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou hell-hated boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou clouted boil-brained pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Four:
He coins new terms regularly: 'billshit': legisltaed bullshit.

"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out Steve Richardson and you visit Jack Jansen right away!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a precocious student saw a master by the inn.
Said the student to the master: "How do I experience knowledge?"
The master picked up a rod and hit the student.
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe