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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Nineteen:
"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Ripping the roof off, "Congressman Green" with Microcasette Recorder SpaceDolphin and Cital | Alden Hall Basement extended set this Friday. Three hours of Big Big Phallus Call (811) 555-2417 for tickets! |
Headlining an all ages show this Tuesday - Husker Soo with Velvetland and Randee's Enema!! | <<< Fresh Roger >>> Are Scheduled To Play at These Auditoriums: 11/11 Flood Control Dam #3 9/15 Astro Subs Call 555-6840 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe