Joe "Crimson" Provo's Growing Pages

we will pour our jars in reservoirs
and turn the world off

-Tear Garden


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-obvious

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Four:
He dislikes slimy seafood.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  >>>  Sunky See, Monkey Do <<<
Will Play at These Stupid Cafes:
6/27          The Espresso Bar 
11/14          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 
Call  (888) 555-9579 for more info!

Space Age Polymer Wench needs Vocalist.
We play zydeco, heavily influenced by
The Absorb,
Grateful Fled,
and LizardBone.  Contact Billy Bob at  (179) 555-3332.

Kickin' ass this year - 
TLN 
with Soft Feud 
and DJ Tricky!!

Sound Man, looking for a working band.
Experienced in disco, space music,
and fusion.  I like classical, especially
Anus DXOne.
Call Floyd at  (572) 555-9435.

Cheers,
joe