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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred:
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Might I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Flag Day! FEEL the Sheer *Throat-Gripping* TERROR of *** Blood Lust of the Tibetan Vivisectionists from the Crypt *** With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also *** Queen of the Merciless Doctors from the Future *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe