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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Stupid Rats from the Stratosphere *** With the Throat-Gripping Co-Feature *** Pregnant Maniacs from Store 24 *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Amazing Car-Parking Sequence!
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