Joe's Frequently Rotating Web Crap

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy knotty-pated knotty-pated hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou goatish base-court coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Joe Fact Number Twelve:
/* He has been jprovo at gnu.ai.mit.edu since 1990.

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I recommend checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for the Holiday Season!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Coven of the Invisible Ghouls ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Sphincter-Clenching

   *** Doom of the Invincible Eunuchs from Beyond the Grave ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!

Cheers,
joe