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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Pissing TrailMix headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... The Bosses ... Free Angel Dust at the door! | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Thursday. Six hours of Flunky Nee, Ker-plunky Voo |
Zydeco Should Screw Itself playing a benefit concert with the masters of rockabilly: Sonic Femmes In the Hood | The Bean Counter extended set this Thursday. Two hours of U7 Call 555-9663 for tickets! |
Cheers,
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