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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Thirteen:
"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out the web-based online game Lost and checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. now.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... A Bone-Chilling TRUE story! *** Slaughter of the Ferocious Bimbos *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Forgotten Valley of the Babbling Abominable Snowmen from Beyond the Stars *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe