Joe Provo's Changing Pages

Critical thinking is patriotic.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gorbellied beetle-headed minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou milk-livered pigeon-egg, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 7:
He has run the K12.MA.US Domain Registry since 1994.

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Might I suggest you visit netcowboy, the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company, or the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people... before it is too late.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Store Twenty-Four On Highland extended set this Friday.
 Five hours of New Age Invasion

The Espresso Bar extended set this Saturday.
 Seven hours of Fire Ants on Amphetamines

Yoove Armada
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of classical:
German Industrial Giants: Brieftaubstein Einflogwald

Rampagingland
 playing a benefit concert with ...
The Burroey Turntable

Cheers,
joe