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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred and Four:
"Of course in the post Xday world, the ONLY useful currency will be ours. The "Bob" Buck, Slack Silver, Connie Crown, and Yeti Yen will be the only thing accepted by Xist bankers (other than Pink pelts, though that is a bit rustic...)"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sound Person, looking for a working band. Experienced in ska, techno, and soul. I like acid, especially Altman's Cosines. Call Randee at 555-7256. | Bunky See, Hunky Do tearin' it up with the masters of ambient: East L.A. Lunk Celebrities |
Takin' the stage, "Festering Blue Tortilla Chips" with Boover Festered Butchers and Sextus | Beat Armada fulfilling their contractual obligation with the masters of baroque: Pussies For El Chupacabras |
Cheers,
joe