Catfish's Mutating Web Junk

As sure as prisons are the models for the city
I nurture my need for oil and electricity

-Machines of Loving Grace


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou currish ill-breeding strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish clack-dish, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "RIP Protocol"

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Three:
In general, he sees the world as full of potential friends. This does NOT apply to job tasks related to performing security analysis.

"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Dungeon of the Teenaged Creatures from the End of Time ***

   Together With the Equally Bone-Chilling

   *** Flagellation of the Gruesome Beasts ***

   You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!

Cheers,
joe