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So fuck it!

-Mission Of Burma


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
He played Greiver in MW Rep's version of Blue Window (1990).

"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Current... 
 From Radio City Music Hall... 
   the latest in Coleco, Inc.'s Happy Fun Ball series ...
       Mr. Director! 

Cheers,
joe