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Might I suggest visiting the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =#= Punch-drunk Deans =#= Will Be Appearing at These Scrumpdillicious Pubs: 8/28 Mike's Venue 2/24 Red Rocks Call 555-4087 for more info! | Lou Reed and the Installers needs Singer. We play grunge, heavily influenced by Drummers United Against People Against Hunger, Monk Violation, and Rectangle. Contact Bill at 555-3646. |
Live at The Hallowell Brewing Company!
Chomp
with
Lads & Company!
Quackery Emporium!
and Laura's Beatbox Raccoon!
| BioSphere extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of The Soprano Installer |
Cheers,
joe