Catfish's Crap

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Two-Hundred and Three:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Dave in Manacles
 performing for the first time with ...
The Thrashing Eyeballs

Live at Altamont Speedway!
 M.C. Shifty and the BlowBurros
 with
Fire AntBone!
  The San Francisco Questioners!
    and Herds of Romulus!

Red Rocks extended set this Thursday.
 Six hours of HKI
Call 555-5667 for tickets!

Demented Kiwi needs Singer.
We play acid, heavily influenced by
Coo Posers,
M.C. Shifty,
and Drum Ear .  Contact Bill at 555-0435.

Cheers,
joe