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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 700:
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I suggest visiting Ian Heavens Memorial, Ian Heavens Memorial, or the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe