Joe's Web Crap

Critical thinking is vital.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou unmuzzled canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dissembling idle-headed canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred and Ten:
He was crimson at wpi.edu from 1989 to 1997.

"The Web is like TV, only slower."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to GweepNet and visiting the browser-based game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Tri-View Drive-In!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Fu Manchu's Robots ***

   With the Throat-Gripping Co-Feature

   *** Lash of the Howling Hillbillies ***

   Definitely NOT for Magic players!!

Cheers,
joe