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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 14:
"Any sufficeintly large application of caffeine is indistinguishable from happiness."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Furious Cheese Wheel bringin' down the roof with the masters of trip-hop: Mellotron Rage | Live at Institute 112!
Butchers for Santa Claus
with
Dolby ProLogic Famous People!
Brown Sex!
and Ripshit Babies!
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Record release party next year - Tread Can Twist with Jupiter One Arm and Femmes In the Hood!! | Awk Jam takin' the stage with ... Nonoxynol-9 Fan Club |
Cheers,
joe