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Little-known JZP Fact Number Five:
"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company or checking out Josh Brandt; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Steve Griffin and Josh Brandt appearing for one time only with the masters of speedjazz: The Funkees | Imps Incorporated playing their last show with ... F-huge Black Wang ... Free Spankings at the door! |
Jammin' next year - Rug Rat Men's Retarded Fan Club with Individuals United Supporting Apartheid and Sperm Whale Tool!! | For their big Reunion Show this evening - Spare Pig with Lion Style and Future Noise of Harlem!! |
Cheers,
joe