The Catfish's Obligatory Web Site

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 308:
He was allergic to all forms of tomato products when he was young. He first ate pizza and didn't have a bad reaction when he was 16.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Crack-smokin' Sidney Poitier! New from IBM.  
Beavis and Butthead say "Math is hard". 

Cheers,
joe