Joseph Z Provo's Shifting Pages

Critical thinking is vital.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four:
He coins new terms regularly: 'oddition": an odd addition.

"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Angry Millionaire Walks!  New, from Raytheon, Inc.. 
Some restrictions apply.  

Cheers,
joe