Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Anger is an energy.

-Public Image Limited


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He first met Martin Hannigan by rmgrouping an alt.fan.* group dedicated to Mr. Hannigan.

"Cisco makes a great swiss army knife. Unfortunately you never know which way the blade will open."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Playing their last show, "Artists United Against Opression"
 with
Cesium Morphs to Iron
Hoover
 and Persisting D

Tonight at The Cove!
 Z.Z. Mop
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Happy Ben (of Ben Hutchins's Fan Club)!

Headlinin' in an all-star gig, "Questioning Fly Boy"
 with
Herbie HanCock and the Landscapers
Sleep-Deprived Politicians
 and L&L New Age Factory

  =#=  Yoove Division =#=
Will Play at These Innovative Stages:
11/13          UNH 
3/6          Anna Maria College 
2/1          Alden Hall Basement 
Call 555-8949 for more info!

Cheers,
joe