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-The Ramones


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Well-known Joe Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting Josh Brandt and that you hop over to Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Screaming Mosquitoes
 rockin' out with ...
Porno Stars
 ... Free Pseudo-Ephedrine at the door!

Lord Liz Memo
 jammin' with ...
Fred Can Dance
Call 555-6492 for tickets!

You won't want to miss this year's Cleveland Speedpop-Rockabilly Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Flock of Elephants
HSQUE
Postcards to Floyd
Razor Tooth
Flunky Fee, Clunky Clue
 . . . with a chance to see Steve Richardson swallow Ten Dairy Cows live! 

Live at A Street Corner In Main South!
 Best Boys
 with
Crystal Pepsi!
  Wolves Having Sex!
    and Fiberglass Girl!

Cheers,
joe