Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gorbellied dizzy-eyed minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering bat-fowling measle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 3:
???OTHERQUOTES???
I suggest you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people or you visit the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Sahara! Shot Doctors with a special solo mellow performance by Ben Goodwin (of Messiah Violation)! | VH1 rockin' the house with ... ChompProds Call (475) 555-4854 for tickets! |
Tonight at Altamont Speedway! W3 with a special solo a capella performance by Iggy Pop (of Batface)! | !!! SwatProngs !!! Will Play at These Great Auditoriums: 1/28 WIND's Studio 10/20 The Cove Call 555-2379 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe