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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Tayopa's Studio!
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with
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| Tonight at Sir Morgan's Cove! Fast Grrrrlz Down Five Blocks with a special solo hypnotic performance by Happy Ben (of Synthesizer Thumb )! |
The Lemuria Crushers shakin' the foundations with ... Panda Cock ... Free Caffeine at the door! | Live at The Mad Raven!
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