The Catfish's Updating Junk

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou pribbling elf-skinned codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou surly vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 600:
His favorite colour is black.

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I suggest visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop and visiting Noah Vawter shifty crackpot now.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Lieutenant Blood! New from Lockheed-Martin Group.  
Not suitable for children under three.  

Cheers,
joe