Joe Provo's Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

Sure as you can't steer a train
You can't change your fate

-They Might Be Giants

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"Social cues are hard."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a student was walking by the road when he met a master.
Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of true youth?"
Said the master: "When the quiet is over the rock, then there shall be compassion."
After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe