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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | *** Anosmic Police *** Will Play at These Funky Auditoriums: 11/6 Naked Tim's Living Room 5/3 WZBC's Studio 11/26 Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 10/21 Elm Park | You won't want to miss next Sunday's Locobazooka! FIVE BANDS! Steve Richardson Project Hip Rider The Marv Albert Project Doctors Bob Vila and the Installers . . . with a chance to see Jer Johnson swallow Six Whales live! |
DJ Valium united for the last time on stage with ... Massive Prick ... Free Cocaine at the door! | Jammin', "Worcester Sunk Massive-Stars" with Grateful Ted Sharky Girlies and Credible Dolphin |
Cheers,
joe