"Catfish" Joe's Nigh-Unbelievable Web Pages

$quot;The word is now a virus."

-William S. Burroughs


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou roguish weedy earth-vexing canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking rough-hewn hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "ATM Machine"

Well-known Catfish Fact Number 38:
He coins new terms regularly: 'certifiction': vendor certification.

???OTHERQUOTES???

I suggest visiting the online game Urban Dead or visiting Jack Jansen, NOW!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Prom Queen Roy Hinkley! New from DEC, Co..  
Donny and Marie say "Smoking is cool". 

Cheers,
joe