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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighteen:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Adult Movie Fans!

   Experience the *Heart-Pounding* terror of

  *** Pit of the Reform School Dinosaurs ***

   And don't miss Lucille Ball's last role in

   *** Love Slaves of the Judo G-Men ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Bone-Chilling climbing sequence!

Cheers,
joe