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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | For their big Reunion Show this year - Jaded Shamans with Kids Et Cetera and George Bush's Dildo!! | You won't want to miss this Tuesday's WPI Indiefest! FIVE BANDS! Aunt Tommy Gun Arrest-me Red Cancer Watch City Trance Yard Wiggle the Butcher Destroying M&M's . . . with Temporary Tattoos by Cosey! Call 555-4981 for tickets! |
Sunday August 22nd -- LIVE at Watch City Brewery It's Damned Boyzzz .. with special guests Thrashing Lodestone | Foxboro Stadium extended set this Friday. Seven hours of Youth In the Hood |
Cheers,
joe