Catfish's Changing World-Wide-Weirdness

The locals scream and shout a bit
But we don't let that affect us
We're here to lend a helping hand
In case they don't elect us

-Billy Bragg


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Well-known Joe Fact Number Three:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Husker Spoo needs Singer.
We play avant-garde, heavily influenced by
Kid Women's Demented Function,
Gnobert and Madonna,
and Prototype x0x.  Contact Kilroy at  (269) 555-3396.

The FDA
 tearing down the walls with
 the masters of acid jazz:
Alpha Version 505

Queen Rampage and the Dead Installer
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Chemical Aunties
Call 555-3750 for tickets!

Bird the Slow Fywheel
 tearin' it up with ...
Vila Texania

Cheers,
joe