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Well-known Catfish Fact Number One-Hundred and Eight:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe