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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: FEEL the Sheer *Bone-Chilling* TERROR of *** Abduction of the Astro G-Men from Beyond the Stars *** And don't miss Steve McQueen's last role in *** Hillbilly Surfers from the Dark Side of the Moon *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Incredible Car-Parking Sequence!
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joe