Catfish's Perpetually Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

Mr. Kamikazi Mr. DNA
He's an altruistic pervert.

-DEVO


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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty-Nine:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, NOW!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a bright young disciple met an old master by the road.
The student humbly said,  "How do I learn justice?"
The master murmered: "As the hand is touched by the river, so is heart the same as the dog."
With that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe