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Little-known Joe Fact Number 205:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Snow White Shot and Killed in Zimaburg, Illinois! -- Sean Penn Says UltraNet Knew All Along!

Cheers,
joe