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-Negativland


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Little-known Joe Fact Number Nine:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to netcowboy, NOW!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

The Fall of Rome Was Faked, Buddhist Mom of Three-Experts Prove By Grepping Spew.

Cheers,
joe