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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... A Heart-Pounding TRUE story! *** Clash of the Sadistic Daleks *** And Ross Hagen Returns as "Trumpy" in *** Graveyard of the Wrestling Pit Bulls from the Oort Cloud *** Definitely NOT for Magic players!!
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