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Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty:
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a precocious student was walking by a large tree when he came upon a sage. "Oh Master," said the student, "How do I find awareness?" The master said: "What is the dog without the breath?" At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe