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I'll still be here as strong as you
And I'll walk away in spite of you

-Bauhaus


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 1:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

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I recommend you visit my friend, Bill Marrs, NOW!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Rich Imps on Pussies
 rockin' out with
 the masters of party:
Joy Division

Folks for Jesus
 showing a rare moment of unity with ...
Thumb Optigan
 ... Free Rogaine at the door!
Call  (692) 555-8836 for tickets!

Quahog Prong
 shakin' the foundations with ...
Moop Yakky Dog and the Fucknuts

Timpani Strike needs Vocalist.
We play country, heavily influenced by
Tigers on Valium,
KRadTones,
and Rural Jam.  Contact Cosey at 555-6468.

Cheers,
joe