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I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Thirty-One:
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Might I suggest you visit my friend, Mikael Cardell now.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: DON'T MISS this Action-Packed Feature! *** Lost Continent of the Mad Eunuchs *** Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling *** Web of the Bionic Thing from the Galactic Rim *** Amphetamines WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe