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A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Three-Thousand:
He was born in Virginia, though he has no Southern accent.

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Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Christmas!

   Experience the *Blood-Chilling* terror of

  *** Tales of the Demonic Mosquitos ***

   Together With the Equally Gripping

   *** Fu Manchu's Creepy Gweeps from the Rings of Saturn ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Hideous Contest of Wills!

Cheers,
joe