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"Reorgs that undervalue continuity are doomed to recreate mundane functions."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this Monday's Loserpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Musicians United For Flu Reptile Style Bold Lapdance Monica Lewinsky and the Loogies Massive Fuzzbox . . . with the vicious Thelonius Minister! | Takin' the stage this weekend - Lapdances For Xenu with StingPee-Pees and Sax Nose !! |
Showing a rare moment of unity this Tuesday - Ruthless Flintstone Vitamin with Primus and Low Fidelity Allstars!! | Red Chris rippin' it up with ... The Swarm Orchestra |
Cheers,
joe