Joe Provo's Web Crap

Lick the carpet, Dust the dog, Mow the windows, Shine the socks

-Tear Garden


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless beef-witted scut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish crook-pated miscreant, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Seven:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One fine morning, a young student encountered a master by the stream.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to true beauty?"
Said the master: "When the motion is understood by the leaf, then there shall be fool."
After puzzling over this for weeks, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe