Joseph Z Provo's Mandatory Junk

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

"Economics is a thin veneer of math over an imperfect understanding of group psychology."
- Joe Provo

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Cheers,
joe