The Catfish's Growing Stuff

Anger is an energy.

-Public Image Limited

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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Son Hand Gun
 fulfilling their contractual obligation with ...
Groups of India
 ... Free Speed at the door!

  <<<  FooSioux Dolls >>>
Are Scheduled To Play at These Auditoriums:
4/9          Red Rocks 
3/3          The Waltham Beerworks 
5/29          G. Willikers Family Restaurant 
Call  (552) 555-3035 for more info!

WPI extended set this Thursday.
 Four hours of The Motherhood

Live at Your Village's Bandstand!
 Xists United Supporting Fashion
 with
The Nick Danger Project!
  Massive Petunia!
    and The M.C. CBS Horde!

Cheers,
joe