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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 32:
He was once told by Boursy "I like your .sig"

"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Chemical Brothers
 headlining an all ages show with ...
Kloppy and the The
 ... Free Crystal Pepsi at the door!

The Boston Garden extended set this Friday.
 Two hours of Frantic Witness

Blue Beltane
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with ...
Hot-swap Worm

Dolby Digital Super-Stars
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
People for Santa Claus
 ... Free Baby Squirrels at the door!

Cheers,
joe