Joe's Unfolding Web Grunk

Critical thinking is vital.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou infectious common-kissing apple-john, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou villainous craven flap-mouthed coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"Some are born to gooberdom, some have gooberdom thrust upon them, and some run fanatically into the slavering maw of the Goober God to become the Big Kahuna Goober."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Shock of the Pagan Warriors ***

   And For the First Time on the Continent

   *** Shriek of the Cunning Fiends ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in Smell-O-Vision!!!

Cheers,
joe