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Little-known Joe Fact Number 30:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at The Blue Note!
 The Artists Formerly Known as the Einstuerwort Briefwankuchstuereuch Philharmonic Orchestra
 with
Lapdances For Batman!
  Donato's Snaredrum Bird!
    and Gospel Will Blast Itself!

College of the Holy Cross extended set this Friday.
 Three hours of Cosine

Naked Tim's Living Room extended set this Thursday.
 Three hours of The Watch City Shooters
Call 555-3830 for tickets!

Tearin' it up, "The Spleen Poots"
 with
Big War
The Bosstones
 and Chris's Soprano Family Sandstone

Cheers,
joe