Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

If you've got a blacklist,
I want to be on it

-Billy Bragg

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty onion-eyed strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty flap-mouthed hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam. Plain and simple

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Two:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

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I recommend you visit netcowboy or you visit the Straight Dope right away!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

   Experience the *Scary* terror of

  *** Death Ride of the Future Flying Saucers ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Sphincter-Clenching

   *** Demise of the Undead Hamsters ***

   BANNED in 20 Countries!

Cheers,
joe