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Well-known Joe Fact Number 8:
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I suggest visiting the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc., the online game Urban Dead, or Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Asshole, Stoned On Sugar, Impales Fifty-Five Tortilla Sam's Spinach Burritos Addicts.
Cheers,
joe