Joe Provo's Changing World-Wide-Weirdness

bodies may be made of fire, but souls are made of ice

-the Cure

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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty dread-bolted flax-wench, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny wayward doghearted jolthead, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Tonight at Bison County!
 Mutant Raccoons
 with a special solo Hooch-induced performance by
Lou Reed (of That Should Be Nickel)!

DTS Kewl-Stars
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with
 the masters of rap:
Preacher Position

Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
 Presbyter
 with
QOZ!
  Deep Yellow!
    and Rug Rats 2 Babes!

Bringin' down the roof, "Chris in Chains"
 with
WAVLL
Lapdances For Gamera
 and DMZ

Cheers,
joe