Joe "Catfish" Provo's Perpetually Growing Web Site

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou froward craven tickle-brained vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish ill-nurtured flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 603:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Sanctum of the Invisible Dolls from the White House ***

   With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also

   *** Attack of the Ghost Scoutmaster ***

   Free 3D glasses will be given to all patrons!

Cheers,
joe