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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: DON'T MISS this Throat-Gripping Feature! *** Ghastly Pygmies from Outer Space *** Together With the Equally Action-Packed *** Horror of the Kamikazi Women with Really Huge Breasts *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
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