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What is FNORD? FNORD smokes your toenails when it wants to get high.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 8:
"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Nasty PeeWee Herman Wets! New, from DEC. Some restrictions apply.
Cheers,
joe