Catfish's Often Transmogrifying Web Louou

Do you remember RockNRoll Radio?

-The Ramones


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou saucy toad-spotted fustilarian, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank pottle-deep canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Zither

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Seven:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Luke Skywalker! New from Little Tikes, Co..  
Do not inhale fumes.  

Cheers,
joe