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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Well-known Catfish Fact Number Seventy:
"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo
I recommend checking out the Rozz-Tox Manifesto.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sideways with Millimeters takin' the stage with the masters of disco: Wormtown Sunk Superstars | The Lowell Beergarden extended set this Thursday. Five hours of Primus |
Tonight at Altamont Speedway! Curve with a special solo acoustic performance by M.C. Escher (of Some Big Fan Clubs)! | Live at The Blue Note!
The Forb
with
Carpet Corporation!
SpaceAardvark!
and The Disappointingly Heavy!
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Cheers,
joe