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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 60:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend visiting Ian Heavens Memorial, Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, or the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company... before it is too late.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Big Wang CD release party with ... Beastie Sapling | NastyTones appearing for one time only with the masters of space music: Poets |
You won't want to miss this year's "Just Say Yes To Sex Chemicals" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Surfing Mouth It Should Be Oh-My-God-ning Green Trees Automobilehead The Brotherhood . . . with the vicious Edward Heath! | You won't want to miss this Fall's WPI Quadfest! FIVE BANDS! Foove Choir Spankings For The Abominable Snowman The Antidote Oshkosh Opera Company Stylin'Tones . . . with Cocaine Taking weirdos! |
Cheers,
joe