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Might I suggest that you hop over to the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a student was walking by the marketplace when he encountered a wise master. The student humbly said, "What is the secret to peace?" Said the master: "When the quiet is in the bird, then there shall be rain." With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
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