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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Red Rocks!
The Flesh Eating Day-Glo Yellow Popes
with
Bunky See, Lunky Do!
Vila Swiss-Cheesia!
and Mo'Betta'budal!
Call (186) 555-0372 for tickets!
| Tonight at The Middle East! Fast Rug Rats In Town with a special solo a capella performance by Joe Provo (of The Whoreb)! |
Tonight at UMASS Amherst! Mighty Mighty Mighty Nif-TTones with a special solo a capella performance by Bob Flumere (of DJ Ecstacy)! | Manager Shooter for their big Reunion Show with ... Squicking Peaches ... Free Bath Salts at the door! |
Cheers,
joe