Joe Provo's Shifty Web lou-WOW!

Certum est qui impossible est

-Tertullian


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing sheep-biting whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish doghearted barnacle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.

Little-known Joe Fact Number One-Hundred:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

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Might I suggest checking out the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam and visiting Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Limited Edition Tuba for Happy Fun Ball! 
From Yoyodyne Corp! 
In stores now! 

Cheers,
joe