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"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo
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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at UMASS Lowell! Amplifier Thumb with a special solo mellow performance by Thelonius Flunk (of Polysorbudal)! Call 555-1992 for tickets! | Wednesday November 10th -- LIVE at Eleni's Midnite Cafe It's Katrina's Kiwi .. with special guests Rug Rats 2 Women |
Rich Boyzzz on Mountain Dew kickin' it one time old school with ... Maiming Watermelon ... Free Ginseng at the door! | Hot-swap Lizard needs Guitarist. We play synth-pop, heavily influenced by Boston Industrial Machine, Largeland, and Pissing Plums. Contact Edward at 555-4971. |
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