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I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and you visit the Ian Heavens Memorial... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next Tuesday's Miami Jazz Festival! FIVE BANDS! The Posing Butts Rich Girlies on Stoh Coffee Incredible Dolphin VCR Finger I Might Be Pet Shop . . . with Stoh Coffee Taking weirdos! | Quaalude Dames showing a rare moment of unity with ... Shit Out Butchers ... Free Ergot at the door! |
People for "Bob" bringin' down the roof with ... Kick the Gweep | The Big Brothers jammin' with the masters of dubstep: Violet Boy |
Cheers,
joe