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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Eighty-Six:
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Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans! FEEL the Sheer *Spine-Tingling* TERROR of *** Sacrifice of the Magic Presidents *** With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also *** Treasure of the Nuclear Gladiators *** Definitely NOT for Magic players!!
Cheers,
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