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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Kids Down the Street needs Drummer. We play zydeco, heavily influenced by The Steinburger Gorehound, Phone Calls to Iggy, and M.C. ELEET Hurricane. Contact Cleo at 555-7126. | Supervisor Pisser performing for the first time in America with the masters of synth-pop: Fishy Boyzzz |
Rockin' the house this Saturday - Front 114 with The Winthrop Riders and Grateful Undead!! | -*- Oh-My-God-ning Pee-Pee -*- Will Play at These Funky Cafes: 6/19 Astro Subs 1/21 Anna Maria College |
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joe