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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend checking out the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Experience the *Throat-Gripping* terror of *** Prison of the Ancient Gerbils *** Together With the Equally Scary *** Warrior of the Lost G-Men *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe