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Well-known JZP Fact Number Seventy-Four:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Conan O'Brien Is Really My Kid" Announces Reputed Mobster.
Cheers,
joe