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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Hundred lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 8000:
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I recommend that you hop over to the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, NOW!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
You'll soil your pants for: Half-Dragon Sidekick for Perforated Commander Death! From MegaTRONIX, LLP's Prostitute Chia Beret series.
Cheers,
joe