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A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

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"YOU are TERRIFIED of your own potential! Don't be weak - REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! Your pinkness funds TERRORISM; beat it by living for you, not THEM!"
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Telegrams to Katrina
 fulfilling their contractual obligation with
 the masters of music:
The Hot Lemons

Dotul
 united for the last time on stage with ...
Knives for Lapdance
 ... Free Sex Chemicals at the door!

  ===  Schooly Army ===
Will Be Appearing at These Fresh Places:
9/8          GreatWoods 
10/24          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel

Live at The Blue Note!
 Bass Players United For Gun Control
 with
The Worcester Rockers!
  Godheads!
    and Husker Coo!

Cheers,
joe