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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred and Seventy-Six:
"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next year's WFMU Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Fighting Baby Groover Half Prong The Ripshit Green Cardinals Surround Sound Celebrities . . . with Madonna playing Connect-the-Piercings | The Uniform Corporation bringin' down the roof with the masters of new age: Phone Calls to Joe |
Keyboardist, looking for gigs. Experienced in rock, honky tonk, and avant-garde. I like grunge, especially Husker Joo. Call Margo at 555-8591. | Red Rocks extended set this Friday. Ten hours of The Artist Formerly Known as M.C. Escher |
Cheers,
joe