JZP's Web Junk

The hottest thing from the North
To come outta the South

-The Cramps


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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Eight:
He gave David Rostcheck attitude for Yuletide/Christmas one year; Cannister followed along after that.

"If someone has enough time for politics, they clearly need more real work to do."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Scimitar of the Feral Gweeps ***

   And DeForest Kelley Returns as "Trumpy" in

   *** Web Site of the 60 Foot Daka Trays ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Horrific Contest of Wills!

Cheers,
joe