JZP's Unfolding Crap

THE CONSPIRACY hired "Bob"!


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eighty:
He was in the NIC WHOIS database before the InterNIC and DDN WHOIS databases split. There's still info in the DDN WHOIS. Look up the tag "JZP".

"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   FEEL the Sheer *Bone-Chilling* TERROR of

  *** Abduction of the Astro G-Men from Beyond the Stars ***

   And don't miss Steve McQueen's last role in

   *** Hillbilly Surfers from the Dark Side of the Moon ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Incredible Car-Parking Sequence!

Cheers,
joe