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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 800:
"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Hasbro! Retro Movie Star Sixth Wife for Blood Family! Some restrictions apply.
Cheers,
joe