Joe's Perpetually Growing Page

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-matrivending

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Eighteen:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s production of Blue Window (1990).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Flag Day!

   A Bone-Chilling TRUE story!

  *** Honeymoon of the Ferocious Hypnotists ***

   With the Spine-Tingling Second Feature

   *** Twitch of the Brazen Beasts from the Consortium Buses ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe