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What is FNORD? FNORD clips your toenails for you nightly!
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Thirty:
"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a student was walking by the stream when she came upon a master. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of joy?" Upon hearing this, the master struck the student with his hand. After puzzling over this for days, precocious student became the sage.
Cheers,
joe