Joe "Crimson" Provo's Updating Site

You can keep the reward
I'd just as soon STAY SICK

-The Cramps

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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

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I recommend that you hop over to Ben "Limey" Bennett or visiting the Rozz-Tox Manifesto... before it is too late.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Fantasy Movie Fans!

   FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of

  *** Empire of the Space Invaders from Denny's ***

   With the Blood-Chilling Co-Feature

   *** Boots of the Vampire Slaves ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Incredible Rock Climbing Sequence!

Cheers,
joe