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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 807:
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: Based upon TRUE events... *** Scourge of the Mondo Abominable Snowmen *** With the Blood-Chilling Second Feature *** Wrath of the Captive Cobras from the Oort Cloud *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
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