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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 800:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Rockin' out, "Shoe Hornhead" with NastyTones Judas Bishop and Truck Butthole | Ripping the roof off, "The Artists Formerly Known as the Herd" with Koalas Having Sex Annoyed Dames and Rubber Bulets for Lapdance |
You won't want to miss this Summer's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! Elephant Style The Artist Formerly Known as Liz Phair LionBone The Joe Provo Six Scratch Fire Ant . . . with Off-colour puppetry by M.C. Escher | Wednesday December 4th -- LIVE at The Palladium It's Italyland .. with special guests These Would Be Lead |
Cheers,
joe