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-Throwing Muses

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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Gasp of the Despicable Disc Jockeys ***

   And Gallagher Returns as "Eddie" in

   *** Ark of the Sensuous Werewolves ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Astounding Dinner Ordering Sequence!

Cheers,
joe