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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 7:
"Any sufficeintly large application of caffeine is indistinguishable from happiness."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for Discoflux - from Tomy Adult Playset, for Mr. Rent-A-Cop Corps and friends and new Cabalist Death Bunch! Felix the Cat reminds you "Watch my Wednesday Evening cartoon show".
Cheers,
joe