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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for New Year's! DON'T MISS this Action-Packed Feature! *** Forbidden Pleasures of the Pods *** And don't miss Judy Garland's last role in *** Circus of the Reckless Druids *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!
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