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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Sixteen:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to my friend, the art of Matt Towler.... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Shakin' the foundations this year - Moo Rollers with The Artist Formerly Known as Steve Griffin and Hackery Posse!! | Folks for God fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... O1 |
Auntie Spork showing a rare moment of unity with ... Yellow Randee ... Free Dilaudin at the door! | Fulfilling their contractual obligation, "The Artist Formerly Known as Bob Spores" with Heed Shrub Enemas For TV's Frank and Immense Incursion |
Cheers,
joe