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A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the dregs at the bottom of your coffee.

Well-known Joe Fact Number 50:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre's version of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The Latest... 
 From Under the Sea... 
   the latest in Coleco's Happy Fun Ball series ...
       McLean Stevenson! 

Cheers,
joe