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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 6:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to the online game Lost or checking out Ben "Limey" Bennett... before it is too late.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at a Theatre NEAR YOU: Experience the *Blood-Chilling* terror of *** Twilight of the Tse-tse Flies *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Carnival of the Throbbing Abominable Snowmen *** Filmed in Repuls-O-Vision!
Cheers,
joe