Joe Provo's Suspect Junk

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Thirteen:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"That which does not kill me makes me stranger."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out Christine Jesensky or visiting the art of Matt Towler. right away!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds

The Craig Znamierowski Corporation
 for their big Reunion Show with
 the masters of rhythm:
SooGoo Dolls

You won't want to miss this Tuesday's Woodstock Nine!

FIVE BANDS!
The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty VOStones
UART64
Fish Coats
Happy Hamster Style
Boy Men's Vibrating Fan Club
 . . . with live demos of body piercing by Bob Mould!

Live at The Gweepdome!
 Psychotic Plaid Rods
 with
DJ Hip T and the Hep Duke!
  Demonstration Against The Tire!
    and Cesium Wench!

U3
 tape release party with ...
Intersection
 ... Free Caffeine at the door!
Call 555-7570 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe