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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Five-Thousand:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in Hasbro, LLC's Lost in Space _Special Edition_ Playset line ...
Strikebuster!
Cattle-prod not included.
Cheers,
joe