"Catfish" Joe's Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Milksop

Little-known JZP Fact Number Five:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's staging (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company or checking out Josh Brandt; ASAP.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Steve Griffin and Josh Brandt
 appearing for one time only with
 the masters of speedjazz:
The Funkees

Imps Incorporated
 playing their last show with ...
F-huge Black Wang
 ... Free Spankings at the door!

Jammin' next year - 
Rug Rat Men's Retarded Fan Club 
with Individuals United Supporting Apartheid 
and Sperm Whale Tool!!

For their big Reunion Show this evening - 
Spare Pig 
with Lion Style 
and Future Noise of Harlem!!

Cheers,
joe