Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Modulating Web Junk

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless pumpion, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish pottle-deep measle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Ten lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 80:
He once interviewed Worcester band Thin Red Line on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Riverside Drive-In!

   FEEL the Sheer *Spine-Tingling* TERROR of

  *** Blood Sacrifice of the Babbling Goldfish ***

   And Tim Curry Returns as "Andy Hardy" in

   *** Gasp of the Cesium Scoutmaster ***

   Mountain Dew WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe