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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Christmas! FEEL the Sheer *Heart-Pounding* TERROR of *** Yoke of the Deadly Stewardesses from the End of Time *** And For the First Time in America *** Frankenstein's Feral Hussies *** Definitely NOT for the Faint of Heart!!
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