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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 62:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit my friend, Scott Lesser.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adult Movie Fans! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Warrior of the Stupid Hypnotists *** Together With the Equally Spine-Tingling *** Picnic of the Shrunken Playmates from the Center of the Earth *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe