Crimson's Perpetually Transforming Crap

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Thirteen:
His favorite colour is red.

"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Nephewhood needs Bassist.
We play synth-pop, heavily influenced by
The Fatherhood,
The Whyte Welleses,
and Doorknob Spleen.  Contact Alice at  (914) 555-0312.

Jammin' this year - 
Bunky See, Junkie Do 
with Lodestone Pew Screamers 
and Ozzy Osbourne and the Altscheissuck Antuermach Philharmonic Orchestra!!
Call  (382) 555-9899 for tickets!

The Spelunkees
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with ...
Smash Lawyers
 ... Free Ersatz Bros. Coffee at the door!
Call 555-2634 for tickets!

Synclavier Uvula 
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Dead Butchers

Cheers,
joe