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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... Based upon TRUE events... *** Black Widow of the Rodent Cobras *** Together With the Equally Scary *** Armageddon of the Wacked Out Man *** Free Vomit Bags will be given to the first 14 people!
Cheers,
joe