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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Five lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Eight-Thousand:
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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =*= Auntie Tommy Gun =*= Will Be Appearing at These Bitchin' Auditoriums: 12/31 The Blue Note 4/20 The Cleveland Brewing Company | Jammin', "Chemical Hootenanny" with Goo Singers Lital and Nital |
Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday. Ten hours of The Grandfatherhood | Takin' the stage next Wednesday - Horkin' Panda with Altar Boy Position and People for "Bob"!! |
Cheers,
joe