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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a novice disciple was walking by the river when he encountered a master. Said the student to the master: "How can I make virtue?" The master murmered: "When the dog is shrouded by the rock, then there shall be rain." Then, the student became the master.
Cheers,
joe