Crimson's Perpetually Updating Web Pages

Do you remember RockNRoll Radio?

-The Ramones


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou jarring crook-pated jolthead, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou roguish unchin-snouted flax-wench, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Well-known Joe Fact Number Four:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

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Might I suggest visiting the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  =#=  Punch-drunk Deans =#=
Will Be Appearing at These Scrumpdillicious Pubs:
8/28          Mike's Venue 
2/24          Red Rocks 
Call 555-4087 for more info!

Lou Reed and the Installers needs Singer.
We play grunge, heavily influenced by
Drummers United Against People Against Hunger,
Monk Violation,
and Rectangle.  Contact Bill at 555-3646.

Live at The Hallowell Brewing Company!
 Chomp
 with
Lads & Company!
  Quackery Emporium!
    and Laura's Beatbox Raccoon!

BioSphere extended set this Thursday.
 Seven hours of The Soprano Installer

Cheers,
joe