Joseph Z Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Cold beer and preztels take care of cancer.

-Sparks


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou loggerheaded flap-dragon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny doghearted baggage, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is is a furious masturbation session.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 80:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

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Might I suggest you visit netcowboy, the web-based online game Lost , or the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for the Harvest!

   DON'T MISS this Throat-Gripping Feature!

  *** Legacy of the Daka Trays ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed

   *** Dracula's Crawling Wedge Rats from Store 24 ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe