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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty-Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, NOW!
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a bright young disciple met an old master by the road. The student humbly said, "How do I learn justice?" The master murmered: "As the hand is touched by the river, so is heart the same as the dog." With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe