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Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fifty:
"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | M.C. Illin' Ice fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... 202 State ... Free Forbidden Donuts at the door! | Point playing their last show with the masters of fusion-art rock: Mutant Banana |
The Ben Hutchins Tribute Band needs Vocalist. We play folk, heavily influenced by Gator the Pet Shop Bolt, The Ghods, and Locust Cufflinks. Contact Randee at (058) 555-6965. | Live at JFK Jr. High Auditorium!
The Junqueees
with
Grok Stump!
The TeeTee's!
and Curve!
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Cheers,
joe