Joe's Mutating Web Pages

Credo quia absurdium.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish guts-griping pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mammering dismal-dreaming minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Armed and LUDICROUS!!

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Four-Hundred and Thirteen:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Murder of the Babes ***

   And You'll Also See the Heart-Pounding

   *** Ilsa's Sacred Thrill Seekers ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe