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I suggest you visit Bozo Texino and checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library; ASAP.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
New...
From Downtown...
the latest in RCN Group's Happy Fun Ball and friends ...
Rodeo Clown!
Captain Doom reminds you "Collect all four".
Cheers,
joe