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"That which does not kill me makes me stranger."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Down with Meters headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... Tayopa's Metric Gut | Live at Denny's!
Big Shark Gear
with
The Bothered Arrest-me Red Pastors!
DJ Fight-a-Lot!
and Mary's Pear!
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the Mice appearing for one time only with ... F-huge WOW That's Black Rod ... Free Ritalin at the door! | Live at Astro Subs!
One Cubit Screws
with
Amplifierhead!
Bill and Dave!
and Grateful Ted!
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Cheers,
joe