jprovo's Transforming Junk

Where's my water trough?

-King Kong


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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 2:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

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I suggest checking out netcowboy.

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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from HasbroCorp!
 Funky My Second Torque Wrench for Engineer Ultralight! 

Cheers,
joe