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Well-known Crimson Fact Number Nine:
"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Guavas Have Clinically Insane Powers, Claim Indian Astrologers. -- Richard Stallman, Secret U.S. Marine Corps Agent, Tells All.
Cheers,
joe