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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this Monday's WPI Indiefest! FIVE BANDS! Teen Men's Diphallic Fan Club V1 Vincent's Fuzzbox AIDS Resolute Q . . . with S&M Socks available at the concessions! | The Serum for their big Reunion Show with the masters of top-40: Moover |
--- Monk --- Will Be Appearing at These Clubs: 6/29 Steve's House 9/21 UMASS Amherst | Tonight at Wachusett Regional High School! ChompProngs with a special solo Sex Chemical-induced performance by Tom Servo (of Swords for Lapdance)! Call 555-4344 for tickets! |
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joe