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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One rainy evening, a seeker spied a learned master by the river. The student humbly said, "What is the laugh of a girl?" Said the master: "When the water is driven by the stone, then there shall be sun." With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
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