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Little-known Joe Fact Number Ninety:
"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Grateful Lead needs Sound Person. We play death metal, heavily influenced by Posing Knees, The Finger Explodes, and The Fighting Legs. Contact Cosey at (882) 555-1756. | Thursday May 14th -- LIVE at Foxboro Stadium It's The Exploding Eyebrows .. with special guests The Downy Blue Orchids |
Kickin' ass this Tuesday - Dryer Navel with Nila Norwwegia and Rich Babies on Acid!! | The Steve Richardson Tribute Band appearing for one time only with ... The Disappointingly Fresh ... Free Prozac at the door! |
Cheers,
joe