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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
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Might I suggest you visit the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop; ASAP.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for: Farm Playset for Ice Planet Princess Leia! From Marx's Locust-Corps line. May cause discoloration of stool and/or explosive diarrea if ingested.
Cheers,
joe