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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Ninety:
"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to the Straight Dope and that you hop over to the Straight Dope, NOW!
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Stunning Mom-of-3 Looks Like She's Only 15 - After Eight Visits to the Plastic Surgeon!
Cheers,
joe