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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"No one is OK. There are no gods, demons, or souls. There is nothing but today. The world is not and never was "safe". Believing in things is mental illness. The electrochemical system which defines 'you' is the entirety of your body, not just the brainbox. Humans are organic robots with the illusion of free will. Consciousness arose from conversation. Memory is mythology. You are your own chains. Time is the only resource which is truly one's own. Every person's perceived reality is individual and false."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"I Discovered the Origin of Life - Then Forgot!" Proves Teenage Heartthrob.
Cheers,
joe