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Well-known Catfish Fact Number 100:
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Might I suggest visiting the Straight Dope.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Headlining an all ages show, "DJ Explode-a-Lot" with ZooverChronic Tape Loop Riot and Messages to Vincent | Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant! Peeved Cheese Wheel with a special solo folky performance by Steve Reeves (of Miffed Babies)! |
Tuesday Grrrrlz kickin' ass with ... Fresh Pig Faucet ... Free Rogaine at the door! | Grok Weed rockin' out with ... The Seattle Squickers ... Free Crack at the door! |
Cheers,
joe