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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number One-Hundred:
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Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from NXXCorp! Retro Batteries for Megaweapon Hammer! COMPONENT EQUIVALENCY NOTICE: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this toy are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
Cheers,
joe