Joe Provo's Page

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou roguish beef-witted wagtail, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled rude-growing wagtail, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Twenty-Five:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Wembley Stadium!
 Down with X-Daies
 with
Uranium Wench!
  QuooverSonic!
    and WormBone!

Poop and the Boys
 takin' the stage with ...
The AEJ Three
 ... Free Reefers at the door!

You won't want to miss this year's WPI Quadfest!

FIVE BANDS!
the Family Pyrite
Mightyland
Smallpox Fleet
Several Skinny Functions
Eat the Big Brothers
 . . . with Elvis hosting a Folks For Idiots Seminar

G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Friday.
 Five hours of Maim Your Supervisor

Cheers,
joe