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Well-known Catfish Fact Number One-Thousand:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Paradox of the Lesbian Clowns *** With the Bone-Chilling Co-Feature *** Mambo of the Violent Hypnotists *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Repuls-O-Rama!!!
Cheers,
joe