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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 4:
"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company or visiting the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Grudge Match Against The Television fulfilling their contractual agreement with the masters of goth: Big Offense Call (348) 555-1283 for tickets! | The Bean Counter extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of Goover |
Tuesday February 31st -- LIVE at The Iron Horse Pub It's Z.Z. Wop .. with special guests Punky Kee, Dunky Poo | ### Black Chaoflux ### Will Play at These Divine Studios: 11/18 The Albuquerque Beerworks 10/12 Foxboro Stadium 5/6 Altamont Speedway Call (783) 555-3316 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe