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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! The Knee Shoots A Tuesday Rally Bath Salts Tots NooNoo Dolls Arc . . . with the vicious Craig Pierantozzi! | 2 Hoss 2 Stop bringin' down the roof with ... Fucking Tangerines ... Free Cheeto Pie at the door! |
The Centrum extended set this Thursday. Two hours of Blast Your Mom | Sunky Whee, Bunky Hoo for their big Reunion Show with ... Locust Phallus Call 555-9584 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe