Joe's Warping Site

If I could kill without guilt or sin
there'd soon be a few less record executives

-Machines of Loving Grace


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Panopticism

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 830:
He likes interoperability, open standards and systems. Proprietary, closed systems are full of holes that could be resolved by making them open.

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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

SPACOM and Ouzo Can Cure Diarrhea, Malaria, and the Clap!

Cheers,
joe