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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Two:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student was walking by the river when she saw a master. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to full truth?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up his cane and hit the student ten times. With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe