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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 100:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | -*- NTBLP -*- Will Play at These Nice Cafes: 5/12 Denny's 2/23 Anna Maria College 4/9 Gompeii's Pub Call 555-2347 for more info! | Tonight at Harrington Auditorium! SpooKoo Dolls with a special solo folky performance by Edward Heath (of Dimple MiniMoog)! Call (911) 555-8815 for tickets! |
Mama Josie's extended set this Saturday. Two hours of Goop Batty Dog | Spread Can Dance tearin' it up with ... The TB101 Gorehound |
Cheers,
joe