"Catfish" Joe's Web Louou

Would you go to jail for your art?

-Negativland


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gorbellied dizzy-eyed minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering bat-fowling measle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 3:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

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I suggest you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people or you visit the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at The Sahara!
 Shot Doctors
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Ben Goodwin (of Messiah Violation)!

VH1
 rockin' the house with ...
ChompProds
Call  (475) 555-4854 for tickets!

Tonight at Altamont Speedway!
 W3
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Iggy Pop (of Batface)!

  !!!  SwatProngs !!!
Will Play at These Great Auditoriums:
1/28          WIND's Studio 
10/20          The Cove 
Call 555-2379 for more info!

Cheers,
joe