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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Twenty:
"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Bill Marr's Survey Central.
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Time Claims: "New 6th Spice Girl! Old Spice!" Jer Johnson Laughs his Arms Off.
Cheers,
joe