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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Headlinin' in an all-star gig next year - Father Claymore with Gold Rod and Happy Nooner!! | Mouse Knickers takin' the stage with ... Credible Swine ... Free Nonoxynol-9 at the door! Call 555-9525 for tickets! |
Emperor Serum and the Legendary Singers bringin' down the roof with the masters of hardcore: Festering Lemons | Bazookas for 55 Lashings playing a benefit concert with ... Allen's Symmetries ... Free Psilocybin at the door! |
Cheers,
joe