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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at The Blue Note!
The Artists Formerly Known as the Einstuerwort Briefwankuchstuereuch Philharmonic Orchestra
with
Lapdances For Batman!
Donato's Snaredrum Bird!
and Gospel Will Blast Itself!
| College of the Holy Cross extended set this Friday. Three hours of Cosine |
Naked Tim's Living Room extended set this Thursday. Three hours of The Watch City Shooters Call 555-3830 for tickets! | Tearin' it up, "The Spleen Poots" with Big War The Bosstones and Chris's Soprano Family Sandstone |
Cheers,
joe