Catfish's Frequently Transforming Web Louou

Bleed is music, and bleed is a good thing.

-Richard Harte, Mission of Burma's producer


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What is FNORD? FNORD is is a furious masturbation session.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number One:
He was on the Editorial board of Pathways for many years, even after leaving WPI.

"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this Monday's WPI Indiefest!

FIVE BANDS!
Teen Men's Diphallic Fan Club
V1
Vincent's Fuzzbox
AIDS
Resolute Q
 . . . with S&M Socks available at the concessions!

The Serum
 for their big Reunion Show with
 the masters of top-40:
Moover

  ---  Monk ---
Will Be Appearing at These Clubs:
6/29          Steve's House 
9/21          UMASS Amherst

Tonight at Wachusett Regional High School!
 ChompProngs
 with a special solo Sex Chemical-induced performance by
Tom Servo (of Swords for Lapdance)!
Call 555-4344 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe