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"If MS-DOS seems to be doing something sensible... be suspicious."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Victoria Theatre: DON'T MISS this Spine-Tingling Feature! *** Fortress of the Demented Eunuchs *** And You'll Also See the Amazing *** Clash of the Undead Doctors *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Astounding Contest of Wills!
Cheers,
joe