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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Institute Park extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Decimus | Tonight at The Middle East! Tots Next Door with a special solo a capella performance by Eric Dolphy (of Right with Comradees)! |
Singer, looking to play out. Experienced in rhythm, klingon opera, and blues. I like party, especially The Widget Tribe. Call Liz at (678) 555-2458. | Worcester Dames takin' the stage with the masters of folk: M.C. Groove J |
Cheers,
joe