JZP's Perpetually Fluctuating Web Grunk

Do you remember RockNRoll Radio?

-The Ramones


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou craven elf-skinned skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou infectious infectious ill-nurtured canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Five:
He was highly active in alt.config in the early 1990s.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Adventure Movie Fans!

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Pit of the Invincible Vixens from the Stratosphere ***

   With the Spine-Tingling Second Feature

   *** Sorority of the Frozen Geeky Roommates ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe