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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.
Little-known Joe Fact Number One-Hundred:
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Might I suggest checking out the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam and visiting Scott Lesser.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Limited Edition Tuba for Happy Fun Ball! From Yoyodyne Corp! In stores now!
Cheers,
joe