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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Four:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Nation's Foundation Day! A Sphincter-Clenching TRUE story! *** Doom of the Unspeakable Druids *** With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also *** Shame of the Devil Women with Really Huge Breasts *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe