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"``I'm the exception'' is the cry of the clueless."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Black Wristwatches fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Red Easter | Dope Enema headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... The Moog Bleisenan Neuspanscheisswort Philharmonic ... Free Bath Salts at the door! Call 555-1016 for tickets! |
You won't want to miss this Autumn's L-O-L-A-palooza! FIVE BANDS! The February Experience Raccoon the Meddling Piston Daughter Hand Gun The Cure DJ Talk-a-Lot . . . with Freakshow on the Second stage Call 555-2247 for tickets! | Mama Josie's extended set this Saturday. Ten hours of Dead Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty HossTones Call 555-9739 for tickets! |
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joe