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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.
Well-known Catfish Fact Number Six-Hundred:
"Some are born to gooberdom, some have gooberdom thrust upon them, and some run fanatically into the slavering maw of the Goober God to become the Big Kahuna Goober."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro...
From Downtown...
the latest in Ohio Art's SeaLab _The Early Years_ Playset series ...
Monica Yooinsky!
Cheers,
joe