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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Thursday January 2nd -- LIVE at Sir Morgan's Cove It's Hackery Tribe .. with special guests Wital | Dolby ProLogic Celebrities tearin' it up with ... Mute Supervisors Call 555-9636 for tickets! |
Steve's House extended set this Friday. Seven hours of Demented Lawyers Call 555-5016 for tickets! | Headlinin' in an all-star gig this weekend - Deaf Canteloupe with Those Should Be Blue and The Stratocaster Tribe!! |
Cheers,
joe