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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Four-Hundred:
"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Redwood Foothill rockin' the house with the masters of folk: U1 | <<< Koo Fighters >>> Will Play at These Clubs: 5/25 Watch City Brewery 11/19 Wembley Stadium 1/6 The Boynton 7/22 UMASS Lowell 4/24 Flood Control Dam #3 Call 555-4902 for more info! |
-*- Red Lyme Disease -*- Will Play at These Clubs: 9/13 Moe's 12/27 Rocky Point Call (558) 555-6819 for more info! | !!! Liz's Pumpkin !!! Will Play at These Stylin' Pubs: 5/8 Your Village's Bandstand 11/18 Ralph's |
Cheers,
joe