Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Page

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson


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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Five:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tearin' it up next evening - 
FlyProds 
with Doo Fighters 
and Mixingland!!

Tonight at Moe's!
 Pila Asia (U.K.)
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
DJ ELEET Beat One (of Bullshit Triangular Communism (U.K.))!

Frantic Ratio
 tearing down the walls with ...
Femmes with Thunder Cocks

Live at The Lower Wedge!
 Timpani Ear 
 with
Eat the Garbageman!
  Chemical Hoodang!
    and Roger Lavallee and DJ Snuff Dealer!
Call  (629) 555-5735 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe