Joe's Changing Web Page

I hate my way

-Throwing Muses


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou pribbling onion-eyed codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou paunchy clapper-clawed clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Don't Be TORTURING me! I am YUN GUY! Motor Detective!

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Six-Hundred and Two:
He weilds a feirce punching nun.

"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Thursday January 2nd -- LIVE at Sir Morgan's Cove
It's Hackery Tribe
 .. with special guests Wital

Dolby ProLogic Celebrities
 tearin' it up with ...
Mute Supervisors
Call 555-9636 for tickets!

Steve's House extended set this Friday.
 Seven hours of Demented Lawyers
Call 555-5016 for tickets!

Headlinin' in an all-star gig this weekend - 
Deaf Canteloupe 
with Those Should Be Blue 
and The Stratocaster Tribe!!

Cheers,
joe