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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Twenty-Five:
"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Wembley Stadium!
Down with X-Daies
with
Uranium Wench!
QuooverSonic!
and WormBone!
| Poop and the Boys takin' the stage with ... The AEJ Three ... Free Reefers at the door! |
You won't want to miss this year's WPI Quadfest! FIVE BANDS! the Family Pyrite Mightyland Smallpox Fleet Several Skinny Functions Eat the Big Brothers . . . with Elvis hosting a Folks For Idiots Seminar | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Friday. Five hours of Maim Your Supervisor |
Cheers,
joe