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"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Juno One-player, looking for gigs. Experienced in rhythm, skronk, and disco. I like dubstep, especially M.C. Heavy Donutz. Call Edward at (197) 555-2124. | Jer's Back Porch extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of Dumb Supervisors |
Hedgeheads rockin' the house with the masters of synth-ska: People for Goddess | You won't want to miss this weekend's Newport Jazz Festival! FIVE BANDS! Beelzebub's Big Massive Navel Paul McCartney Project Husker Moo Tiger Style GroovyTones . . . with Temporary Prince Alberts by Bill! Call 555-3986 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe