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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | --- Feral Gray Navies --- Will Play at These Stages: 1/7 G. Willikers Family Restaurant 11/6 The Wedge Call (451) 555-8603 for more info! | Theremin Tooth headlining an all ages show with the masters of art rock: Snuff Girlies |
Shakin' the foundations this evening - Messiahs Questioner with Zila South Africa and DJ LDS Two and the Boss General!! | >>> Potol <<< Are Scheduled To Play at These Tremendous Auditoriums: 8/9 The Sahara 7/20 Red Rocks 3/16 Elm Park Call (475) 555-4836 for more info! |
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