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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 7000:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Headlining an all ages show this Monday - Uncles Needing Sneakers with Large Pee-Pee and Skinny Roach!! | Founders 402 extended set this Friday. Ten hours of Balsa Drumlin |
RooRoo Dolls appearing for one time only with ... ThroughoutWorld ... Free LSD at the door! | The Miffed Blue Presbyterians needs Bassist. We play filk, heavily influenced by SpaceMosquito, Bulldoggish K, and Synth-Pop Should Crush Itself. Contact Zyrah at 555-4628. |
Cheers,
joe