Catfish's Fluctuating Web Stuff

The average Joe is getting damn impatient with petty special interest politics when there's an entire cosmos to be swept clean by fire.

-Bob the Angry Flower


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spleeny beef-witted giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou reeky fat-kidneyed bum-bailey, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Review the stuff you own, and see what other folks think about it Join Epinions.com!

Well-known Crimson Fact Number 108:
He drinks copious amounts of coffee.

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Might I suggest checking out GweepNet or visiting New Ways Of Thinking, NOW!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Current... 
 From The Sprawl... 
   the latest in Fisher-Price's Commander Slaughter Brigade series ...
       General Crusher! 
Contains small parts.  

Cheers,
joe