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Little-known JZP Fact Number Six:
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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Legacy of the Venusian Scorpions *** With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also *** Dracula's Troglodyte Slaves *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Action-Packed conclusion!
Cheers,
joe