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Well-known JZP Fact Number 1:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting my friend, the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One warm morning, a young student saw an old master by the road. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to awareness?" The master picked up a rod and hit the student. At that, the student became the sage.
Cheers,
joe