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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Maelstrom of the Space Daka Trays *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Spoils of the Atomic Brood *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
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