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Well-known Joe Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting Josh Brandt and that you hop over to Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Screaming Mosquitoes rockin' out with ... Porno Stars ... Free Pseudo-Ephedrine at the door! | Lord Liz Memo jammin' with ... Fred Can Dance Call 555-6492 for tickets! |
You won't want to miss this year's Cleveland Speedpop-Rockabilly Festival! FIVE BANDS! Flock of Elephants HSQUE Postcards to Floyd Razor Tooth Flunky Fee, Clunky Clue . . . with a chance to see Steve Richardson swallow Ten Dairy Cows live! | Live at A Street Corner In Main South!
Best Boys
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Crystal Pepsi!
Wolves Having Sex!
and Fiberglass Girl!
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Cheers,
joe