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What is FNORD? FNORD is the dregs at the bottom of your coffee.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 2:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a young student encountered a master by the well. "Oh Master," said the student, "How can I know virtue?" The master said: "As the sunrise is covered with the hand, so is river seen by the day." After puzzling over this for days, the student became the sage.
Cheers,
joe