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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 32:
"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Chemical Brothers headlining an all ages show with ... Kloppy and the The ... Free Crystal Pepsi at the door! | The Boston Garden extended set this Friday. Two hours of Frantic Witness |
Blue Beltane fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Hot-swap Worm | Dolby Digital Super-Stars kickin' it one time old school with ... People for Santa Claus ... Free Baby Squirrels at the door! |
Cheers,
joe