jprovo's Suspect World-Wide-Weirdness

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spongy clapper-clawed mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou craven full-gorged death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Six:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"I gather the pieces of shattered shells and they build themselves into fine china!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from BondoTRONIXCorp!
 Great Raccoon's Blood for Gazelle-League! 
Noah Vawter says "Bleach and Ammonia don't mix".

Cheers,
joe