Joe's Perpetually Shifting World-Wide-Weirdness

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   An Action-Packed TRUE story!

  *** Frenzy of the Inflatable Ghouls ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling

   *** Tomb of the Frozen Hounds ***

   NyQuil WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe