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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 40:
"When I strike a match, a thousand forest fires END!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Bill Marrs now.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Kiss of the Killer Gladiators *** And For the First Time in America *** Mask of the Ninja Managers *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe