Crimson's Rotating World-Wide-Weirdness

Do you remember RockNRoll Radio?

-The Ramones

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing ill-nurtured nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy hasty-witted moldwarp, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial and checking out the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam; ASAP.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

The Skunkees
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with
 the masters of polka:
St00pidTones
Call 555-3538 for tickets!

The RamRod extended set this Thursday.
 Three hours of SooVoo Dolls

Rockin' out this weekend - 
The Toilet Posse 
with Warden Pisser 
and The Boulder Herd!!

  ***  Coke II Teens ***
Will Play at These Pretty Good Bars:
12/18          The Village Vanguard 
8/19          Tech Pizza 
2/5          BioSphere 
Call 555-0448 for more info!

Cheers,
joe