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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless swag-bellied minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou full-gorged codpiece, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 4:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company or visiting the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Grudge Match Against The Television
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with
 the masters of goth:
Big Offense
Call  (348) 555-1283 for tickets!

The Bean Counter extended set this Thursday.
 Eight hours of Goover

Tuesday February 31st -- LIVE at The Iron Horse Pub
It's Z.Z. Wop
 .. with special guests Punky Kee, Dunky Poo

  ###  Black Chaoflux ###
Will Play at These Divine Studios:
11/18          The Albuquerque Beerworks 
10/12          Foxboro Stadium 
5/6          Altamont Speedway 
Call  (783) 555-3316 for more info!

Cheers,
joe