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What is FNORD? FNORD is -is- the four-star beat off session

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 84:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Might I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler. or checking out the online game Lost .

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
 Daughter Hand Gun
 with
Doo Talkers!
  Boards of Switzerland!
    and SpaceBird!

IRQ
 showing a rare moment of unity with ...
Phat Skunk
 ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door!

Rockin' out, "Yowling Tapirs"
 with
Duchess Brown
The Enraged Violet Fathers
 and Psychotic Lawyers

Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday.
 Six hours of FrooverTonic

Cheers,
joe