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I Hate Banks

-Mojo Nixon


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number 45:
He was on the Editorial board of Pathways for many years, even after leaving WPI.

""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Sleeping Seventeen-Foot Gator Devours Crosstown Bus With Liz, Eighty-Five Others On Board! -- Beautiful Unretouched Photos!

Cheers,
joe