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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Z.Z. Drop showing a rare moment of unity with ... Feral Cops | Blind Lime needs Keyboardist. We play baroque, heavily influenced by Dave's Vibrator, Cholera Society, and Release Candidate 808. Contact Mary at 555-2159. |
Vocalist, looking to play out. Experienced in space music, trip-hop, and synth-klingon opera. I like skronk, especially Rabbi Violation. Call Johnny at (827) 555-5670. | You won't want to miss this year's WWWW Fundraiser! FIVE BANDS! Fled Can Rhumba The Eyebrow Poots The Mighty DOStones Husker Spoo Senile Ewoks . . . with Temporary Prince Alberts by Joe! Call 555-1562 for tickets! |
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