Joe "Catfish" Provo's Growing World-Wide-Weirdness

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So fuck it!

-Mission Of Burma

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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Eighteen:
He likes interoperability, open standards and systems. Proprietary, closed systems are full of holes that could be resolved by making them open.

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Might I suggest you visit the web-based online game Urban Dead or you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

   A Scary TRUE story!

  *** Crypt of the Souless Flying Saucers ***

   And don't miss Bing Crosby's last role in

   *** Torture of the Voodoo Spiders ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe