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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next Autumn's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Ceep Magenta People for "Bob" Surround Sound All-Stars Tylenol Babies Big Television . . . with Temporary Dydoes by Chris! | Rockin' out this Thursday - Bold Offensive with Gweeping Guitar and The Seann Ives Project!! |
Kickin' ass this year - The Tragically Stupid with Enraged Shamans and The Bangkok Screamers!! Call (727) 555-3481 for tickets! | Fat Red Choad fulfilling their contractual agreement with the masters of big band: Honkin' Fish Tape Deck Call (198) 555-2489 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe