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Might I suggest visiting my friend, Steve Richardson.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adult Movie Fans! Based upon TRUE events... *** Scantily Clad Grandmothers from the Abyss *** Together With the Equally Throat-Gripping *** Clench of the Blithering Lunatics *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Astounding Rock Climbing Sequence!
Cheers,
joe