Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou jarring roguish fawning fool-born whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dankish shard-borne earth-vexing death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Thirteen:
"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Nephewhood needs Bassist. We play synth-pop, heavily influenced by The Fatherhood, The Whyte Welleses, and Doorknob Spleen. Contact Alice at (914) 555-0312. | Jammin' this year - Bunky See, Junkie Do with Lodestone Pew Screamers and Ozzy Osbourne and the Altscheissuck Antuermach Philharmonic Orchestra!! Call (382) 555-9899 for tickets! |
The Spelunkees fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Smash Lawyers ... Free Ersatz Bros. Coffee at the door! Call 555-2634 for tickets! | Synclavier Uvula bringin' down the roof with ... Dead Butchers |
Cheers,
joe