Joe Provo's Questionable World-Wide-Weirdness

Certum est qui impossible est

-Tertullian

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spongy pottle-deep hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gleeking hedge-born earth-vexing clack-dish, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Thirty:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro Cluefulness for Blood Gang! 
From NortonCorp! 
In stores now!

Cheers,
joe