Catfish's Growing Web Louou

You gotta live until you're dead
You gotta rock 'til you see red

-The Cramps


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant dizzy-eyed earth-vexing harpy, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dankish tardy-gaited ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Balance

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Fifty:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Thirty-Two Watch UFO Battle -- Mysterious Gunstar Fighter Versus Cyborgs?

Cheers,
joe