Crimson's Often Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

How about a vaccine to prevent bureaucracy?

-Sunshine Blind


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped fat-kidneyed puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou artless full-gorged flap-dragon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library and that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Drive-In of the Subterranean Geeky Roommates ***

   Together With the Equally Bone-Chilling

   *** Legend of the Angry Sadists ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe