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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number One-Hundred:
"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Headlinin' in an all-star gig next year - Cital with Skunk Style and Garbagemen for "Bob"!! | Live at The Village Vanguard!
Poop Batty Dog
with
Fast Tots In the Hood!
Rudal!
and Sheep Marilyn!
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Edward in Manacles tearing down the walls with ... Damned Prostitutes | Durgin Hall extended set this Saturday. Four hours of Demonstration Against The Hypodermic Needle |
Cheers,
joe