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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 13:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Polio kickin' ass with ... Dudes for "Bob" Call 555-5119 for tickets! | Live at Astro Subs!
People for "Bob"
with
Fire Ant Choad!
The Oil Barrell Tzeuienen Altienglaubenspanen Philharmonic!
and Coppy!
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You won't want to miss this weekend's Locobazooka! FIVE BANDS! Plunky See, Spelunky Do Hypodermic Needle Gut Doo Pilots Space Age Polymer Cock Yer Ma and Ben Hutchins . . . with Temporary Tattoos by Randee! Call (921) 555-1616 for tickets! | WPI extended set this Thursday. Five hours of Panda Penis |
Cheers,
joe