Joe "Crimson" Provo's Modulating Site

They grind their teeth and they're calling out to you
Because they know you're going to join them very soon

-The Dark


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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 86:
He is a member of the Rho Kappa cast of Alpha Psi Omega, the national Honorary Dramatic Fraternity.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Spoonee
 showing a rare moment of unity with ...
Festering Rutabegas
 ... Free Viagra at the door!

Tonight at Wembley Stadium!
 The Big Brothers
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Marv Albert (of Huge Toilet)!

FB-01-player, looking to jam with.
Experienced in thrashcore, country,
and avant-garde.  I like filk, especially
Velvet Passage.
Call Kilroy at 555-9329.

Dread Airship
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Blue Kid
Call  (951) 555-9896 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe