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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a bright young student was walking by the inn when he came upon a master. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the soul of a girl?" The master answered: "When the sun is covered with the star, then there shall be full wisdom." With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe