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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Three:
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I suggest you visit SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., or the Straight Dope; ASAP.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Soldier Watches Fish Tear Significant Other to Pieces!
Cheers,
joe