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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Totally Random JZP Fact Number 905:
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Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... FEEL the Sheer *Bone-Chilling* TERROR of *** Conquest of the Walking Dead Rats *** Together With the Equally Bone-Chilling *** Circus of the Rodent Bimbos *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Squish-O-Vision!!!
Cheers,
joe