jprovo's Freaky Junk

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Fifty:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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I suggest that you hop over to the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, NOW!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a young disciple was walking by the river when he saw a sage.
The student approached the master, and said: "How can I come to know awareness?"
The master replied: "When the night is touched by the laugh, then there shall be horse."
With that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe