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Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Flagellation of the Bloody Cheerleaders from 20,000 Fathoms *** With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also *** Jungle Hypnotists from Another Dimension *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
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