"Catfish" Joe's Web Junk

I am the Lizard Ing!

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou villainous rude-growing dewberry, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

Little-known Joe Fact Number Two:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s production of Blue Window (1990).

"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   FEEL the Sheer *Bone-Chilling* TERROR of

  *** Spoils of the Savage Cyborgs ***

   And You'll Also See the Gripping

   *** Invasion of the Samurai Nymphettes ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe