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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 40:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adult Movie Fans! FEEL the Sheer *Bone-Chilling* TERROR of *** Frankenstein's Tortured Hacker d00Ds *** And Zak Norman Returns as "Mrs Pap Shmear" in *** Holocaust of the Filipino Aliens *** BANNED in 3 Countries!
Cheers,
joe