The Catfish's Web Junk

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish mewling reeling-ripe malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou crook-pated codpiece, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Nine:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   A Spine-Tingling TRUE story!

  *** Slumber Party of the Babies ***

   With the Gripping Second Feature

   *** Sidehackers ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe