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Scone
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Sixteen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | 2 Hoopy 2 Cease-and-Desist needs Sound Woman. We play ambient, heavily influenced by Catheter Butt, Damning Cheez Doodles, and The Winthrop Damners. Contact Zyrah at 555-1375. | The Boynton extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of Rich Femmes on Seafood |
Performing for the first time, "Vibrator" with OWJHV 2 Hoss 2 Stop and Half Boys Down Three Blocks Call (695) 555-6750 for tickets! | Shakin' the foundations next year - Run WPI with The Red Hot Radishes and The Forb!! |
Cheers,
joe