Joe "Crimson" Provo's Stuff

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He gave David Rostcheck attitude for Yuletide/Christmas one year; Cannister followed along after that.

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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kids Down the Street needs Drummer.
We play zydeco, heavily influenced by
The Steinburger Gorehound,
Phone Calls to Iggy,
and M.C. ELEET Hurricane.  Contact Cleo at 555-7126.

Supervisor Pisser
 performing for the first time in America with
 the masters of synth-pop:
Fishy Boyzzz

Rockin' the house this Saturday - 
Front 114 
with The Winthrop Riders 
and Grateful Undead!!

  -*-  Oh-My-God-ning Pee-Pee -*-
Will Play at These Funky Cafes:
6/19          Astro Subs 
1/21          Anna Maria College

Cheers,
joe