Joe Provo's Changing World-Wide-Weirdness

The World Ends TOMORROW -- and You May Die!


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou villainous clay-brained clack-dish, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled bat-fowling lewdster, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Well-known Joe Fact Number One:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"Economics is a thin veneer of math over an imperfect understanding of group psychology."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting GweepNet... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This Night's Hottest Toy!
 Fuschia Hand Drill for Ice Planet Corporal Death!
From DEC's President-Brigade line. 

Cheers,
joe