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Little-known Joe Fact Number 4:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Horsey Boys playing their last show with ... The Junkees ... Free Cocaine at the door! | You won't want to miss next year's Lollapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Lady Smash-a-Lot and the Hip Boys The Catheter Posse The Forb DooGoo Dolls Fuck Your Lawyer . . . with Cleo doing Science Experiments! |
Dingo Fleet performing for the first time with ... L&L Blues Works Call 555-4884 for tickets! | Live at Your Village's Bandstand!
Blue Reginald
with
Chemical Hoedown!
Sed Can Breakdance!
and Fan Clubs of Capitalism!
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Cheers,
joe