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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Showing a rare moment of unity, "Negativ Polycarbonate" with DJ Spooky's Posse The Eric Dolphy Project and The Artists Formerly Known as the Queers | You won't want to miss next year's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! The Artists Formerly Known as the Stooges Squicking Watermelons Sizable Telephone Sextus Concrete Sanctuary Rockers . . . with a chance to see Keanu Reeves swallow Six Swans live! |
You won't want to miss this evening's Woodstock! FIVE BANDS! Kick the Prostitute White Beelzebub DJ Jazzy Trevor and the Boss Judge Ruthless Wire Rolling Everything . . . with Randee playing Connect-the-Piercings | Kickin' it one time old school, "Blaring Invasion" with Nephew Machine Gun Stunky Vee, Junqui Joo and Waihyip Fly |
Cheers,
joe