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So fuck it!

-Mission Of Burma

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fawning elf-skinned clack-dish, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou frothy beetle-headed flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Twelve:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Attention SciFi Movie Fans!

   FEEL the Sheer *Throat-Gripping* TERROR of

  *** X-Ray Eyes of the Flesh Eating Schoolgirls ***

   And For the First Time Anywhere

   *** Queen of the Souless Daleks ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICON!!!

Cheers,
joe