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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 59:
"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next Spring's Timothy McVeigh Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! Bite MooverTonic The Norb Sloop and the Heisszenuch Bleizene Philharmonic Metal Wang . . . with S&M Penny Loafers available at the concessions! Call (559) 555-2119 for tickets! | Denny's extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Mother Hand Gun |
Some F-huge Societies tearin' it up with ... Paul McCartney's Band ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door! | The Aardvark Tribute Band rockin' the house with ... Kinky Grrrrlz In the Hood |
Cheers,
joe