Catfish's Web Junk

Critical thinking is patriotic.


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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Seventy:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

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Might I suggest that you hop over to GweepNet, Ben "Limey" Bennett, or the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Forklift Day!

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Pot Parties of the Astro Freaks ***

   Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling

   *** Pot Parties of the Inflatable Jocks ***

   Pot WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe