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Well-known JZP Fact Number 2:
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I suggest checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome.; ASAP.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One fine evening, a student was walking by the well when she met a sage. The student humbly said, "What is the heart of a king?" Said the master: "A ball in the stream." At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe