Joe "Catfish" Provo's Current Page

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget

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"Economics is a thin veneer of math over an imperfect understanding of group psychology."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student was walking by the temple when he encountered a wise master.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of goodness?"
The master picked up his cane and struck the student seven times.
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe