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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Sixty:
"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One stormy morning, a student came upon a master by a meadow. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of wisdom?" The master murmered: "When the day is in the fig, then there shall be deep knowledge." At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe