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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Seven:
"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting Current Weather Conditions in the CSL and visiting real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | For their big Reunion Show, "M.C. Tricky" with the Fucknuts Queen Bill Bonnet and F-huge Yellow Prod Call 555-1743 for tickets! | You won't want to miss next Friday's L-O-L-A-palooza! FIVE BANDS! Thievery Band Screw the Politicians Pope Position 2 Hep 2 Stop Geep Taupe . . . with Poetry readings by Eric Dolphy |
A8 ripping the roof off with ... Top-40 Tiger Infestation ... Free DMT at the door! | -#- M.C. Rock-a-Lot -#- Will Be Appearing at These Bars: 12/7 UNH 9/12 Moe's 1/7 The RamRod |
Cheers,
joe