Joseph Z Provo's Often Mutating Web Page

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou beslubbering onion-eyed mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit netcowboy now.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Riverside Drive-In:

   A Sphincter-Clenching TRUE story!

  *** Scimitar of the Swamp Freaks ***

   And For the First Time on the Continent

   *** Last Orgy of the Warriors ***

   BANNED in 2 Countries!

Cheers,
joe