"Catfish" Joe's Web Page

The World Ends TOMORROW -- and You Will Die!


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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

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I recommend you visit my friend, Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Maelstrom of the Space Daka Trays ***

   And For the First Time Anywhere

   *** Spoils of the Atomic Brood ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe