Joe "Catfish" Provo's Shifting Crap

Consider green lakes
and the diary of clocks.

-Bauhaus


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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
He once interviewed Boston band You Shriek! on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser... before it is too late.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Penitentiary extended set this Saturday.
 Six hours of Sextus
Call 555-5673 for tickets!

Tuesday March 3rd -- LIVE at The Iron Horse Pub
It's Fester Managers
 .. with special guests Judas Monk
Call  (338) 555-9645 for tickets!

Live at The Bean Counter!
 Gophereye the Miffed Worm
 with
Polio!
  Husker Loo!
    and Tick Cosey!

Tree Nose
 playing their last show with ...
Cloppy
 ... Free 5-MEO-DMT at the door!

Cheers,
joe