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Little-known JZP Fact Number 9:
"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adult Movie Fans! Experience the *Spine-Tingling* terror of *** Scourge of the Monkeys *** And don't miss Natalie Wood's last role in *** Terror of the Underwater Ghouls *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in 3D!!!
Cheers,
joe