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People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 3:
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: DON'T MISS this Hideous Feature! *** Fury of the Mysterious Gweeps *** With the Spine-Tingling Second Feature *** Violation of the Depraved Hyenas *** Free Plastic Sheets will be given to ALL patrons!
Cheers,
joe