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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Choirs of Mexico takin' the stage with the masters of waltz: Dead The Knee Poots | Tapirs on Donuts kickin' it one time old school with the masters of country: KewlTones |
Live at J.J. Cahoots !
KoalaBone
with
Hot-swap Gator!
Sunky Whee, Flunky Hoo!
and Punky See, Flunky Do!
| Friday August 27th -- LIVE at Goddard Library Lot It's Maim Your God .. with special guests The Joe Provo Nine |
Cheers,
joe