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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Compact disc release party this Fall - The Steve Richardson Corporation with L.A. Top-40 Company and The Bangkok Rollers!! | Keyboardist, looking for gigs. Experienced in filk, rockabilly, and speed metal. I like dubstep, especially Babes Sans Monocles. Call Feynman at (673) 555-5650. |
Live at College of the Holy Cross!
FJSFA
with
Black Steve!
Grinderheads!
and Echidna the Vicious Nut!
Call 555-5867 for tickets!
| Live at Steve's House!
Primus
with
Overmen for "Bob"!
Husker Clue!
and Guitarists United Against Hunger!
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Cheers,
joe