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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number One-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Wedding Shocker: He's Forty-Nine, She's Twenty-Seven!
Cheers,
joe