Crimson's Freaky Stuff

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-The Ramones

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.

"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

You won't want to miss next evening's "Just Say No To Caffeine" Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Teens with F-huge Pee-Pees
The Morb
Evil Geniuses United For Windows NT
Guitarists United Against Windows NT
Boop Tick Chameleon and the Fly Boys
 . . . with Laura making Kiwi Margaritas

Anosmic Wardens
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of goth:
Disgruntled Blue Big Brothers

Altar Boy Position
 performing for the first time with ...
Kill the Lawyers

Live at Rocky Point!
 Thunder Frog Stapler
 with
TillBiosphere!
  Gaggle of Squirrels!
    and The Peeved Glowing Altar Boys!
Call 555-1855 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe