Joe Provo's Perpetually Growing Pages

"Patriotism is not supporting the Government.
Patriotism is support the principles the Govenment is supposed to stand for."

-Howard Zinn


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred and Seventy-Six:
He attended Worcester Polytechnic Institute

"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss next year's WFMU Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Fighting Baby
Groover
Half Prong
The Ripshit Green Cardinals
Surround Sound Celebrities
 . . . with Madonna playing Connect-the-Piercings

The Uniform Corporation
 bringin' down the roof with
 the masters of new age:
Phone Calls to Joe

Keyboardist, looking for gigs.
Experienced in rock, honky tonk,
and avant-garde.  I like grunge, especially
Husker Joo.
Call Margo at 555-8591.

Red Rocks extended set this Friday.
 Ten hours of The Artist Formerly Known as M.C. Escher

Cheers,
joe