jprovo's Frequently Transforming Junk

Certum est qui impossible est

-Tertullian


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clay-brained giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy shard-borne jolthead, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

???OTHERQUOTES???

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Christmas!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Slaughter of the Sensuous Robots ***

   With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also

   *** Fangs of the Hysterical Ghouls ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Bone-Chilling Car-Parking sequence!

Cheers,
joe