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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Seventy-Eight:
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Might I suggest checking out my friend, Ben "Limey" Bennett.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Master of the Ozone Cannibals from Monster Island *** With the Scary Second Feature *** Horror of the Burning Hamsters *** Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to people whose names begin with U!
Cheers,
joe