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-Tom Waits


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What is FNORD? FNORD is a 1963 Ford Falcon ragtop, candy-apple red with a four-barrel carb and a full-out racing cam, zero-to-sixty in less time than it takes to say it, sex in the back seat all night long.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"``I'm the exception'' is the cry of the clueless."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Black Wristwatches
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with ...
Red Easter

Dope Enema
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
The Moog Bleisenan Neuspanscheisswort Philharmonic
 ... Free Bath Salts at the door!
Call 555-1016 for tickets!

You won't want to miss this Autumn's L-O-L-A-palooza!

FIVE BANDS!
The February Experience
Raccoon the Meddling Piston
Daughter Hand Gun
The Cure
DJ Talk-a-Lot
 . . . with Freakshow on the Second stage
Call 555-2247 for tickets!

Mama Josie's extended set this Saturday.
 Ten hours of Dead Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty HossTones
Call 555-9739 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe