Joe's Page

Where's my water trough?

-King Kong


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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

"I gather the pieces of shattered shells and they build themselves into fine china!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company or visiting Jer Johnson (He's huge!).

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"The Great Pumpkin Is For Real." -- African Gurus Come Up With Undeniable proof.

Cheers,
joe