Joseph Z Provo's Warping Web Crap

I am the Lizard Ing!

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou pribbling base-court giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent earth-vexing gudgeon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Sixty-Two:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  
Will Be Appearing at These Massive Venues:
2/11          Steve's House 
2/16          MIT 
6/4          Tech Pizza 
Call 555-3218 for more info!

Eve's Metric Wang
 playing a benefit concert with
 the masters of acid:
Chicken Poxheads

Plastic Femmes Down the Street
 bringin' down the roof with ...
ElephantBone (U.K.)

AT&T Polka Crucible
 tearin' it up with
 the masters of synth-speed metal:
Half Joke

Cheers,
joe