Joe's Shifting Web Junk

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped weather-bitten harpy, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou unmuzzled guts-griping fen-sucked moldwarp, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

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I suggest visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell; ASAP.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Marx, Co.!
 Groovy Gray Burlap Pumps for Leopard-Brigade! 

Cheers,
joe