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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! A Scary TRUE story! *** Secret Rites of the Rodent Smog Monster from the Future *** Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling *** Love Slaves of the Blood Wedge Rats *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
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