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Well-known Crimson Fact Number Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Iron Horse Pub extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Rawkin' Grudge Match | -*- Husker Doo -*- Are Scheduled To Play at These Mighty Clubs: 8/20 The Bean Counter 1/4 The Gweepdome Call 555-1488 for more info! |
Jillian's On Lansdowne extended set this Friday. Nine hours of Awk Jam | >>> Pet Shop Ratio <<< Will Play at These Bars: 4/11 Astro Subs 6/22 The Cleveland Brewpub |
Cheers,
joe