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-The Ramones


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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Black Widow of the Rodent Cobras ***

   Together With the Equally Scary

   *** Armageddon of the Wacked Out Man ***

   Free Vomit Bags will be given to the first 14 people!

Cheers,
joe