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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 40:
"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | 2 Phat 2 Quit fulfilling their contractual obligation with ... Soft Rage ... Free Sugar at the door! Call (173) 555-8377 for tickets! | You won't want to miss this year's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Larch Head M.C. Soopa-Fly Enema Nostril Dolby Digital Allstars Femmes 2 Folks . . . with S&M Knickers available at the concessions! |
Monday September 24th -- LIVE at Altamont Speedway It's Yer Ma's Orchestra .. with special guests Rich Boys on Peep Shows | You won't want to miss this Tuesday's Lollapaloser! FIVE BANDS! Eeep White Mudal Overmen for "Bob" Police Destroyer Spare Pig . . . with Interpretive Dance by Ben Hutchins Call (753) 555-7639 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe