Joe "Crimson" Provo's Growing Web Crap

We're making the world safe for Capitalism

-Billy Bragg


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fawning shard-borne foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou artless fool-born whey-face, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is the dregs at the bottom of your coffee.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Fifty:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s staging of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere or visiting the web-based online game Lost .

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Your Village's Bandstand!
 The Lunchning Steeples
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Craig Znamierowski (of Kids In Town)!

You won't want to miss next evening's Live AID!

FIVE BANDS!
Tom Servo and Lou Reed
Poser Division
F-huge Spanking
Mailbox
Green Wedding
 . . . with Rogaine Eating weirdos!

Rocky Point extended set this Thursday.
 Eight hours of 303 Nation

  ===  Fled Balloon ===
Will Play at These Groovy Stages:
5/31          Stonehenge 
9/13          Moe's 
8/25          Anna Maria College 
Call 555-4857 for more info!

Cheers,
joe