"Catfish" Joe's Shifting Site

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 4:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's staging (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"YOU are TERRIFIED of your own potential! Don't be weak - REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! Your pinkness funds TERRORISM; beat it by living for you, not THEM!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for New Year's!

   Experience the *Spine-Tingling* terror of

  *** Frenzy of the Amazon Hounds ***

   And Vic Diaz Returns as "L Ron Hubbard" in

   *** Jungle of the Demonic Worm Eaters from the End of Time ***

   Filmed in 3D!

Cheers,
joe