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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Nausea showing a rare moment of unity with the masters of music: DJ Loop E and the Cool Citizen Call 555-4104 for tickets! | Live at Altamont Speedway!
Post-it Notes to Laura
with
Presbyter Position!
The London Exploders!
and Front 114!
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Tonight at Durgin Hall! M.C. Rad with a special solo a capella performance by Monica Lewinsky (of The Red Hot Bananas)! | Live at Worcester Technical Institute!
Cat Liz (U.K.)
with
Bold Truck!
Ticked Lads!
and Father Bayonet!
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Cheers,
joe