Joseph Z Provo's Web Junk

Do you remember RockNRoll Radio?

-The Ramones

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tottering bat-fowling fustilarian, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank hell-hated death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Ten:
He once interviewed Worcester band Thin Red Line on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

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I recommend checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company and that you hop over to Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program; ASAP.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Gweepdome's big screen!

   FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of

  *** Trance of the Ozone Slime ***

   With the Action-Packed Co-Feature

   *** Sideshow of the Young Cannibals ***

   Definitely NOT for Magic players!!

Cheers,
joe