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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty-Five:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people and you visit Noah Vawter shifty crackpot.
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the latest in IBM, Inc.'s Crocodile-Family line ...
Richard Roundtree!
Cheers,
joe