Joe's Questionable Web Pages

I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mammering fool-born flax-wench, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish pox-marked pigeon-egg, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 63:
In general, he sees the world as full of potential friends. This does NOT apply to job tasks related to performing security analysis.

"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo

I recommend checking out my friend, Saki's World (Excellent! Party on!), NOW!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Lose Eighty-Seven Pounds Fast With Zap's Low Fat Diet.

Cheers,
joe