Joe "Crimson" Provo's Random Web lou-WOW!

They grind their teeth and they're calling out to you
Because they know you're going to join them very soon

-The Dark


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless froward tottering mangled hell-hated death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou quailing scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 3008:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre's staging of Blue Window (1990).

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Disgruntled Former Goober Kills Eighty-Three With Voodoo!

Cheers,
joe