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Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Cove extended set this Saturday. Two hours of Epileptic Skunks | The Greendale Mall extended set this Thursday. Six hours of Pre-Release 909 |
You won't want to miss this weekend's L-O-L-A-palooza! FIVE BANDS! Surround Sound Super-Stars Randee's Big Ear U1 M.C. Psilocybin Dealer InWorld . . . with Crack Cocaine Snorting weirdos! | Brak in Chains kickin' ass with the masters of country: Fed Dirigible |
Cheers,
joe