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I suggest visiting my friend, Josh Brandt.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One cold morning, a student came upon a sage by a large tree. Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of true awareness?" The master hit the student with a rock. Meditating hours on this, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe