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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Sixty-Two:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Will Be Appearing at These Massive Venues: 2/11 Steve's House 2/16 MIT 6/4 Tech Pizza Call 555-3218 for more info! | Eve's Metric Wang playing a benefit concert with the masters of acid: Chicken Poxheads |
Plastic Femmes Down the Street bringin' down the roof with ... ElephantBone (U.K.) | AT&T Polka Crucible tearin' it up with the masters of synth-speed metal: Half Joke |
Cheers,
joe