Joe Provo's Web Louou

I heartily endorse this event or product.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou craven pox-marked vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou cockered spur-galled flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Balance

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Ninety-Seven:
He is a member of the National Forensics Society. He took second place in a Virginia statewide competition for dramatic reading interpretation.

"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or you visit Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New from Fisher-Price!
 Pneumatic Drill for Fashion Plate Evil Engineer!
From DEC, Ltd.'s Skunk-Brigade and friends. 

Cheers,
joe