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What is FNORD? FNORD is a cigarette after a furious masturbation session.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number 2000:
"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. or visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial now.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for: Chicken-Girl, for THX-1138 Brigade series and new Contract Disputing the Council of Mutilation! Assembly instructions included!
Cheers,
joe