Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless tickle-brained boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering rank beef-witted boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 71:
"HTTP: Hellishly Tiny TCP Packets"
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and that you hop over to Current Weather Conditions in the CSL; ASAP.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Space Aliens Kidnap Cthulhu, Hold for Nine Million Dollars or Ten Pounds of Cantaloupes.
Cheers,
joe