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Obligatory
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to my friend, Mikael Cardell.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Brides of the Flying Gweeps *** With the Bone-Chilling Co-Feature *** Love Secrets of the Nubile Ectoplasm from Outer Space *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Twitch-O-Vision!!!
Cheers,
joe