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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave when you kick them.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Four-Thousand:
"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Horror Movie Fans! A Heart-Pounding TRUE story! *** Last Orgy of the Bloodsucking Mummies *** Together With the Equally Scary *** Birth of the Judo Stewardesses *** Free Plastic Sheets will be given to the first 3 people!
Cheers,
joe