Joe "Crimson" Provo's Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

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Filled with stuff

-The Cramps


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 60:
He was allergic to all forms of tomato products when he was young. He first ate pizza and didn't have a bad reaction when he was 16.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Stupid Rats from the Stratosphere ***

   With the Throat-Gripping Co-Feature

   *** Pregnant Maniacs from Store 24 ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Amazing Car-Parking Sequence!

Cheers,
joe