"Catfish" Joe's Modulating Web Site

I want an ANGRY MEAL

-Happy Flowers


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou infectious ill-nurtured half-faced measle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking pox-marked ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 4:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

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I recommend that you hop over to the Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evening's Live AID!

FIVE BANDS!
The Knee Shoots
A Tuesday Rally
Bath Salts Tots
NooNoo Dolls
Arc
 . . . with the vicious Craig Pierantozzi!

2 Hoss 2 Stop
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Fucking Tangerines
 ... Free Cheeto Pie at the door!

The Centrum extended set this Thursday.
 Two hours of Blast Your Mom

Sunky Whee, Bunky Hoo
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
Locust Phallus
Call 555-9584 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe