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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Nine:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

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Might I suggest checking out my friend, Scott Lesser.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Pissing TrailMix
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
The Bosses
 ... Free Angel Dust at the door!

G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Thursday.
 Six hours of Flunky Nee, Ker-plunky Voo

Zydeco Should Screw Itself
 playing a benefit concert with
 the masters of rockabilly:
Sonic Femmes In the Hood

The Bean Counter extended set this Thursday.
 Two hours of U7
Call 555-9663 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe