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People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.
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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Magic Finger needs Keyboardist. We play acid jazz, heavily influenced by Big Slug Abacus, Louseeye the Bothered Dog, and Kill Politicians. Contact Margo at 555-0467. | You won't want to miss this Winter's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! Large Penis Massive Enema Boys 2 Dudes The Ghods Toothbrushhead . . . with Iggy hosting the Sex Olympics! |
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Cheers,
joe