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"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... A Throat-Gripping TRUE story! *** Shame of the Ultra Amazons *** With the Scary Co-Feature *** Circus of the Zombie Robots *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
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joe