Joe "Crimson" Provo's Web Pages

Sure as you can't steer a train
You can't change your fate

-They Might Be Giants


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou loggerheaded crook-pated whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bootless milk-livered ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number 100:
His favorite colour is black.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  -*-  NTBLP -*-
Will Play at These Nice Cafes:
5/12          Denny's 
2/23          Anna Maria College 
4/9          Gompeii's Pub 
Call 555-2347 for more info!

Tonight at Harrington Auditorium!
 SpooKoo Dolls
 with a special solo folky performance by
Edward Heath (of Dimple MiniMoog)!
Call  (911) 555-8815 for tickets!

Mama Josie's extended set this Saturday.
 Two hours of Goop Batty Dog

Spread Can Dance
 tearin' it up with ...
The TB101 Gorehound

Cheers,
joe