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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.
Little-known Joe Fact Number Sixty:
"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Pron Queen Migrant Worker! New from Fisher-Price. Bob Vila says "Collect all ten".
Cheers,
joe