"Catfish" Joe's Nigh-Uncachable Web Louou

It's be a tiny town fightin' an unwinnable battle
With a suicide rate like you see in Seattle.

-Jim Tyrrell


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "PIN Number"

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Seven:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

???OTHERQUOTES???

I suggest you visit the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam; ASAP.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Romance Movie Fans!

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Valley of the Chainsaw Dobermans ***

   With Lassie! Also

   *** Legend of the Martian Aliens ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe