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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a disciple spied a master by the temple. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the mind of a child?" The master answered: "As the horse is under the stick, so is horse overcome by the quiet." With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe