Joe Provo's Transforming Web Site

I am the Lizard Ing!

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spleeny shard-borne apple-john, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering hasty-witted hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-matrivending

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 7:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

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I suggest you visit my friend, Noah Vawter shifty crackpot, NOW!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Killer Skunks Are Headed Our Way!

Cheers,
joe