The Catfish's Web Pages

This must be the jumping off place...

-The Wolfgang Press


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou jarring warped hell-hated pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gorbellied swag-bellied vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known JZP Fact Number Six:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to Josh Brandt and visiting some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., NOW!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Margaret Trudeau Sues Heidi Fleiss for Divorce "I Didn't Know We Were Married!" She Claims.

Cheers,
joe