Catfish's Shifty World-Wide-Weirdness

The arrows burst my skin
to show what is left of me

-The Wolfgang Press


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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Redwood Foothill
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of folk:
U1

  <<<  Koo Fighters >>>
Will Play at These Clubs:
5/25          Watch City Brewery 
11/19          Wembley Stadium 
1/6          The Boynton 
7/22          UMASS Lowell 
4/24          Flood Control Dam #3 
Call 555-4902 for more info!

  -*-  Red Lyme Disease -*-
Will Play at These Clubs:
9/13          Moe's 
12/27          Rocky Point 
Call  (558) 555-6819 for more info!

  !!!  Liz's Pumpkin !!!
Will Play at These Stylin' Pubs:
5/8          Your Village's Bandstand 
11/18          Ralph's

Cheers,
joe