Crimson's Heroic Crap

I Want The Battleship, Ethyl!


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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou reeky boil-brained jolthead, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou clouted doghearted flax-wench, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-trivial

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 33:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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Might I suggest that you hop over to the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Maas-Neotek!
 The Latest PA system for Happy Fun Ball! 

Cheers,
joe