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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "RIP Protocol"
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Three:
"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... Based upon TRUE events... *** Dungeon of the Teenaged Creatures from the End of Time *** Together With the Equally Bone-Chilling *** Flagellation of the Gruesome Beasts *** You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!
Cheers,
joe