Joe Provo's Perpetually Growing Web Pages

Eripuit caelo fulmen sceptrumque tyrannis.

-Turgot


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing fen-sucked flax-wench, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish bat-fowling nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Review the stuff you own, and see what other folks think about it Join Epinions.com!

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 6:
He likes coffee.

"I AM your imaginary friend Derek, the real Derek and every Derek there ever was - Hell, I'm Bo Derek!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit GweepNet and checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library now.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to Paris Art Cinema!

   Experience the *Amazing* terror of

  *** Prophet of the Reform School Worms ***

   And For the First Time Anywhere

   *** Coven of the Paranormal Man ***

   Goofballs WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe