Joe's Web Pages

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou infectious tickle-brained mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou roguish boil-brained whey-face, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 2:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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Might I suggest checking out the Rozz-Tox Manifesto or visiting Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One evening, a student was walking by the temple when she came upon a sage.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to true awareness?"
The master murmered: "A ball in the stream."
Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe