Joe "Catfish" Provo's Often Shifting World-Wide-Weirdness

I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


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Toynbee ideas in Kubrick's 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter .

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 2:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

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Might I suggest visiting the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam and you visit Jack Jansen now.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Pet Shriner Eats $5,724!

Cheers,
joe