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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred and Fifteen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest that you hop over to SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts or visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company right away!
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
This Month's Hottest Toy! Pocket-Sized Pompeii Playset for Jazz Musician Arnold Schwarzenegger! From Atari, Co.'s Log League series. Assembly instructions included!
Cheers,
joe