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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Four:
"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Crime of the Frozen Creatures *** And You'll Also See the Bone-Chilling *** Death Ride of the Uranium Amazons *** Free 3D glasses will be given to ALL patrons!
Cheers,
joe