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What is FNORD? FNORD is the dregs at the bottom of your coffee.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Fifty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere or visiting the web-based online game Lost .
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Your Village's Bandstand! The Lunchning Steeples with a special solo unplugged performance by Craig Znamierowski (of Kids In Town)! | You won't want to miss next evening's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! Tom Servo and Lou Reed Poser Division F-huge Spanking Mailbox Green Wedding . . . with Rogaine Eating weirdos! |
Rocky Point extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of 303 Nation | === Fled Balloon === Will Play at These Groovy Stages: 5/31 Stonehenge 9/13 Moe's 8/25 Anna Maria College Call 555-4857 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe