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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 59:
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Might I suggest visiting my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial, NOW!
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Anatomically Correct Admiral Slaughter with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from Annoyed Toys. For ages eight and up.
Cheers,
joe