Joe "Crimson" Provo's Heroic Web Louou

If I could kill without guilt or sin
there'd soon be a few less record executives

-Machines of Loving Grace


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty milk-livered bum-bailey, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled hell-hated flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a cigarette after a furious masturbation session.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number 2000:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. or visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial now.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
 Chicken-Girl, for THX-1138 Brigade series 
   and new Contract Disputing the Council of Mutilation! 
 
Assembly instructions included!  

Cheers,
joe