The Catfish's Web Pages

Anger is an energy.

-Public Image Limited


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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish pottle-deep lout, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling ill-nurtured bum-bailey, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Six-Hundred and One:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo

I recommend that you hop over to Ian Heavens Memorial and checking out the online game Urban Dead right away!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Gweepdome's big screen!

   DON'T MISS this Sphincter-Clenching Feature!

  *** Blood Orgy of the Masked Blanchmange ***

   With Lassie! Also

   *** Rock-n-Roll Schoolgirls ***

   Free Condoms will be given to ALL patrons!

Cheers,
joe