Joe's Transforming Web Crap

I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puking pox-marked foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Well-known Crimson Fact Number 16:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

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I suggest visiting the Pitch Drop Experiment live webcam.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Hip... 
 From Downtown... 
   the latest in OS Walker's Ewok-League and friends ...
       Captain Crusher! 

Cheers,
joe