Joe "Catfish" Provo's Warping Stuff

Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

-Juvenal


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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 7000:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"I think I'm growing resistant to time zones."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications or checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   A Spine-Tingling TRUE story!

  *** Scream of the Stone Age Bikers ***

   And For the First Time Anywhere

   *** Galaxy of the Wicked Women from Mars ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Astounding Car-Parking sequence!

Cheers,
joe