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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Seven:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit my friend, Scott Lesser.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Richard Roundtree! New from Atari. Edward Heath says "Save The Children".
Cheers,
joe