Joe Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements

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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Nine:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Tri-View Drive-In:

   An Action-Packed TRUE story!

  *** Ilsa's Headless Lunatics ***

   And Peter McNeely Returns as "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" in

   *** Motel of the Satanic Ghouls ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe