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Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Husker Spoo needs Singer. We play avant-garde, heavily influenced by Kid Women's Demented Function, Gnobert and Madonna, and Prototype x0x. Contact Kilroy at (269) 555-3396. | The FDA tearing down the walls with the masters of acid jazz: Alpha Version 505 |
Queen Rampage and the Dead Installer kickin' it one time old school with ... Chemical Aunties Call 555-3750 for tickets! | Bird the Slow Fywheel tearin' it up with ... Vila Texania |
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