Joe "Crimson" Provo's Web Page

Certum est qui impossible est

-Tertullian


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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Well-known Catfish Fact Number One-Hundred and Eight:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

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Cheers,
joe