JZP's Web Page

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou saucy fly-bitten malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny common-kissing varlot, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is that annoying bit of popcorn stuck in your teeth distracting you from the movie.

Little-known Joe Fact Number 1:
He attended James Monroe High School in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

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I suggest you visit my friend, Christine Jesensky.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro Bike Chains for Steve Reeves Bunch! 
From OS Walker! 
In stores now! 
Captain Destruction says "Eat plenty of my Breakfast Cereal". 

Cheers,
joe