Joe "Catfish" Provo's Site

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"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the Straight Dope.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Live at Becker College!
 Several F-huge Corporations
 with
Heart Stompbox!
  Demented Boyzzz!
    and Acid Would Crush Itself!

606 Nation
 tearin' it up with ...
Demented Cops

Performing for the first time next Thursday - 
AT&T Rhythm&Bluescore Works 
with Fled Can Waltz 
and The Nick Danger Tribute Band!!

Live at The Gweepdome!
 2 Funky 2 Cease-and-Desist
 with
Mixing Foot!
  Yer Ma's Platoon!
    and Ritalin!

Cheers,
joe