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Sloppiness.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Twenty:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a novice student met a sage by the temple. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to true awareness?" Said the master: "When the quiet is close to the joy, then there shall be awareness." In that moment, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe