The Catfish's Transmogrifying Junk

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-Fad Gadget

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Little-known Joe Fact Number 90:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

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I suggest checking out the Rozz-Tox Manifesto; ASAP.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One fine afternoon, a student came upon a master by the woods.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How do I make deep youth?"
Said the master: "A ball in the stream."
After puzzling over this for weeks, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe