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Little-known Crimson Fact Number One:
"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Shock of the Crazed Slaves *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed *** Hercules vs. The Nubile Gweeps *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
joe