The Catfish's Web Louou

You are what you wear and you wear scars
There are no mirrors in your house of cards

-The Dark


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mewling pottle-deep haggard, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou onion-eyed bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Five-Thousand and Four:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Rep's version of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to GweepNet.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Baffling Bizarre Dolphin from The BBC Television Centre. -- Star Photo Exclusive

Cheers,
joe