JZP's Perpetually Modulating Web Crap

One more study filed away... now we can overdose in peace.

-Sunshine Blind

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant half-faced wagtail, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling spur-galled lewdster, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

"Cisco makes a great swiss army knife. Unfortunately you never know which way the blade will open."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student encountered a sage by the road.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to deep enlightenment?"
The master answered: "A ball in the stream."
After puzzling over this for days, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe