Catfish's Web Junk

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou impertinent clay-brained malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish spur-galled moldwarp, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

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Might I suggest visiting Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One evening, a precocious disciple came upon a master by a large tree.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to wisdom?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up his cane and hit the student.
With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe