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Might I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One cloudy day, a disciple met a sage by the stream. Said the student to the master: "How do I experience true beauty?" The master said: "When the sunrise is different from the heart, then there shall be wisdom." At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe