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"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's Chicago Ska Festival! FIVE BANDS! The Liz Phair Project Hissing Bats Monster Elephant Dreispanfloguck Apuestde St00pid Pine . . . with Interpretive Dance by DJ Turntable Four | -*- R&B Death Metal Foundry -*- Will Be Appearing at These Clubs: 1/22 The Centrum 4/7 The Cocoa Bean |
Tonight at The Cove! SwarmCocks with a special solo unplugged performance by DJ Square N (of Little Worm)! | *** Chemical Sons *** Are Scheduled To Play at These Scrumpdillicious Clubs: 1/7 WMBR's Studio 2/11 The Mad Raven Call (224) 555-7556 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe