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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Scratch Panda tearin' it up with ... Hurricane Division ... Free Ritalin at the door! | Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "Lou Reed's Group" with The Sorb Drummers United Against Overmen For Apartheid and Girlies 2 Women |
Tonight at T.T. The Bear's! Swampy McGonigle's Posse with a special solo mellow performance by Joe Provo (of DJ Soopa-Fly and the Groovy Corporal)! | Pre-Release 808 kickin' it one time old school with ... Norbatel ... Free Vivarin at the door! |
Cheers,
joe