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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-trivial
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 6:
"Spam is what happens when greed eclipses common sense."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. or visiting GweepNet.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One bright evening, a student was walking by the river when he saw a master. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to justice?" The master murmered: "What is the stick without the cow?" After puzzling over this for weeks, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe