The Catfish's Heroic Page

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.

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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Saturday April 1st -- LIVE at Bison County
It's The VCR Corporation
 .. with special guests KooverChronic

Burl Jam
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Yodeling Burros
 ... Free Speed at the door!

The Half Purple-Fluorescent Orange Carpets
 rippin' it up with ...
Boyzzz Ltd.
Call 555-0297 for tickets!

Live at Mama Kin!
 Battle Creek Punk Nailery
 with
Black VCRs!
  M.C. Eye and the Fucknuts!
    and Gray Youth!
Call 555-2215 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe