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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred and Three:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
This season's GOTTA HAVE toy: Half-Burro Sidekick, for Happy Fun Ball line and new Starving Striking Rodeo Clown! Fifth Wife sold separately.
Cheers,
joe