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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 95:
"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library... before it is too late.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Welles's Sines shakin' the foundations with ... U9 ... Free Human Ashes at the door! | Live at The Middle East!
The Chicken Soup
with
Froover!
Sting!
and Mantis Brak!
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Appearing for one time only this evening - Metal Lady with OutTerra and The VCR Herd!! | Smash Your Dad kickin' ass with ... Seagull Rhonda Call 555-5940 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe