Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant sheep-biting maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou craven currish hasty-witted mumble-news, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 2:
???OTHERQUOTES???
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next Fall's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Plastic Boys In Town Up with Ipecac Thumb Alto Gweep Worcester Grey The Artists Formerly Known as the Installers . . . with live demos of body piercing by Yer Ma! | Rippin' it up, "SpaceWasp" with Girls Lacking Uniforms UponWorld and DJ Shifty and the Kool Missionary |
Screaming Grrrrlz playing a benefit concert with ... Viva Swiss-Cheesia ... Free Speed at the door! | Shrill Invasion for their big Reunion Show with ... DTS All-Stars |
Cheers,
joe