Joe "Catfish" Provo's Pages

You can't place faith in a new regime
that fascist faith will kill you

-Machines of Loving Grace


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Thirty-Six:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

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I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Jack Jansen... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for:
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From Tomy's Fungus-League line. 

Cheers,
joe