Joe "Crimson" Provo's Web Site

Cold beer will cure a cold.

-Sparks


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou cockered elf-skinned puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny clapper-clawed foot-licker, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is is a furious masturbation session.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred and Eight:
He first met Martin Hannigan by rmgrouping an alt.fan.* group dedicated to Mr. Hannigan.

"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo

I recommend checking out Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again, the online game Urban Dead, or the Straight Dope.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Flag Day!

   FEEL the Sheer *Gripping* TERROR of

  *** Pyramid of the Psychic Bikers from Beneath the Sea ***

   With the Scary Co-Feature

   *** Graveyard of the Mysterious Daka Trays ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe