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But for now I'm wearing Zero like a scarlet letter
Like the lady in the story by Nathaniel ...whatever

-Jim Tyrrell

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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Eight-Hundred:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

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I recommend you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people now.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Experience the *Heart-Pounding* terror of

  *** Mad Druids from the Far Side of the Sun ***

   With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature

   *** Slumber Party of the Judo Smog Monster from Monster Island ***

   Filmed in TECHNICON!

Cheers,
joe