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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred:
"Cisco makes a great swiss army knife. Unfortunately you never know which way the blade will open."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Playing their last show, "Artists United Against Opression" with Cesium Morphs to Iron Hoover and Persisting D | Tonight at The Cove! Z.Z. Mop with a special solo a capella performance by Happy Ben (of Ben Hutchins's Fan Club)! |
Headlinin' in an all-star gig, "Questioning Fly Boy" with Herbie HanCock and the Landscapers Sleep-Deprived Politicians and L&L New Age Factory | =#= Yoove Division =#= Will Play at These Innovative Stages: 11/13 UNH 3/6 Anna Maria College 2/1 Alden Hall Basement Call 555-8949 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe