Joe Provo's Crap

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths


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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Six:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Institute Park extended set this Thursday.
 Three hours of Decimus

Tonight at The Middle East!
 Tots Next Door
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Eric Dolphy (of Right with Comradees)!

Singer, looking to play out.
Experienced in rhythm, klingon opera,
and blues.  I like party, especially
The Widget Tribe.
Call Liz at  (678) 555-2458.

Worcester Dames
 takin' the stage with
 the masters of folk:
M.C. Groove J

Cheers,
joe