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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, an eager student saw an old master by the road. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of deep health?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up a rock and hit the student twelve times. At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
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