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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 33:
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Might I suggest that you hop over to the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Maas-Neotek! The Latest PA system for Happy Fun Ball!
Cheers,
joe