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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Thirty:
""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library... before it is too late.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Niece Claymore kickin' it one time old school with ... Big Robot | Jammin', "Presbyter" with DJ DOA One Dissed SysAdmins (U.K.) and Downy Chicken Pox |
=#= Nickel Maiden =#= Will Play at These Cafes: 4/29 New York's Springfest 4/10 Durgin Hall 9/19 Q.Q. McStaggers Call 555-3333 for more info! | SpaceQuahog needs Keyboardist. We play fusion, heavily influenced by Dead Bill Clinton's Anal Beads, Bulldoggish T, and The The Tribute Band. Contact Katrina at (668) 555-3589. |
Cheers,
joe