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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 4:
"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
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Hey Love-birds... An Action-Packed TRUE story! *** Evil Worms from Beyond *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Destruction of the Sex Crazed Mole People *** BANNED in Several Countries!
Cheers,
joe