Catfish's World-Wide-Weirdness

I don't wanna pull that plow!
I wwant to east a straw hat!

-King Kong


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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 56:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

???OTHERQUOTES???

I suggest you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   A Sphincter-Clenching TRUE story!

  *** Unimaginable Vivisectionists from the Stratosphere ***

   With the Blood-Chilling Co-Feature

   *** Torture of the Samurai Nurses from Hell ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Throat-Gripping conclusion!

Cheers,
joe