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Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number One-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One warm morning, a student came upon an old master by the river. "Oh Master," said the student, "How can I find full understanding?" The master replied: "What is the tree without the horse?" After puzzling over this for years, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe