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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Chemical Hootenanny needs Guitarist. We play space music, heavily influenced by The Warm Bananas, DJ Loop One, and Qeital. Contact Liz at (489) 555-3029. | Elm Park extended set this Thursday. Ten hours of Z.Z. Top |
Live at The Gweepdome!
Elm Mountain
with
The CheeRee's!
St00pidland!
and Boyzzz 2 Women!
Call 555-5115 for tickets!
| Crocodiley Tots rippin' it up with ... Fila Romania ... Free Fresca at the door! |
Cheers,
joe