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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Astro Subs! L.A. Synth-Synth-Pop Workshop with a special solo unplugged performance by Nick Danger (of Invasion Against The Stapler)! | Undead Airship needs Drummer. We play ska, heavily influenced by Scratch Mouse, George Bush's Riding Crop, and Fishface. Contact Alice at 555-8232. |
The Vicious Green Dermatology needs Keyboardist. We play industrial, heavily influenced by Petuniaeye the Violent Swine, DJ Sing-a-Lot and the St00pid Duke, and New Dames Next Door. Contact Reginald at 555-2839. | Kickin' ass this year - Post-it Notes to Bill with The Grandmotherhood and DJ Massive Cold and Edward Heath!! |
Cheers,
joe