Joe "Crimson" Provo's Web Site

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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Eight:
His initials are the FAA code for Pickens County Airport in Jasper (GA), which he has never visited.

"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Mighty Mighty Mighty Glosstones
 tearin' it up with ...
GooverChronic
 ... Free Speed at the door!

Rockin' the house, "Worcester Water"
 with
San Francisco Dunk Superstars
The Stompbox Buggin' Boy
 and Thievery Navy
Call  (275) 555-1542 for tickets!

Hurl Jam
 kickin' ass with ...
The Sax Great White Shark

  ===  The DOStones ===
Will Be Appearing at These Pubs:
7/10          Stonehenge 
5/23          Chitown's Winterfest 
8/28          Your Village's Bandstand 
Call 555-1401 for more info!

Cheers,
joe