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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a shared restroom.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 406:
"When I strike a match, a thousand forest fires END!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out the online game Urban Dead or checking out Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere now.
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"We Lived On Nothing But Elderberries and Honey For Years," Explorer Claims.
Cheers,
joe