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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Fourty-Six:
"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Nation's Foundation Day! A Spine-Tingling TRUE story! *** Cosmic Blanchmange *** And don't miss Ronald Reagan's last role in *** AEJ's Samurai Daleks *** Free 3D glasses will be given to the first Several people!
Cheers,
joe