jprovo's Web Crap

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Pass the Lord, and Praise the Ammunition!

Totally Random Joe Fact Number 50:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

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I suggest you visit Scott Lesser and checking out Current Weather Conditions in the CSL.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Adventure Movie Fans!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Circus of the Deranged Scoutmaster ***

   And Peter McNeely Returns as "Mrs Pap Shmear" in

   *** Ghost Leeches from the Crypt ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe