Joseph Z Provo's Growing Junk

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spongy dizzy-eyed tickle-brained clotpole, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bat-fowling fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is the dregs at the bottom of your coffee.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Two:
He played brass in F (French Horn, Flugel Horn, et al) in concert band and marching band for well over 6 years.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a student met an old master by a large tree.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to goodness?"
The master struck the student three times with a book.
Then, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe