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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seventy-Five:
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I suggest visiting my friend, Ben "Limey" Bennett.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Little Richard Arrested In San Francisco For Posession of Flintstone Vitamin. -- Photo of the Year!
Cheers,
joe