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What is FNORD? FNORD is -is- the four-star beat off session
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 84:
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Might I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler. or checking out the online game Lost .
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
Daughter Hand Gun
with
Doo Talkers!
Boards of Switzerland!
and SpaceBird!
| IRQ showing a rare moment of unity with ... Phat Skunk ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door! |
Rockin' out, "Yowling Tapirs" with Duchess Brown The Enraged Violet Fathers and Psychotic Lawyers | Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday. Six hours of FrooverTonic |
Cheers,
joe