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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"If MS-DOS seems to be doing something sensible... be suspicious."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One fine morning, a student spied a master by the stream. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the heart of a fool?" Said the master: "What is the darkness without the rock?" With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe