Joe "Crimson" Provo's Perpetually Rotating Web Louou

The bed of nails cuts

-The Wolfgang Press


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty half-faced mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou artless codpiece, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Ask the cop in the woodpile!

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Fourty-Six:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to netcowboy, the web-based online game Urban Dead, or the web-based online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Nation's Foundation Day!

   A Spine-Tingling TRUE story!

  *** Cosmic Blanchmange ***

   And don't miss Ronald Reagan's last role in

   *** AEJ's Samurai Daleks ***

   Free 3D glasses will be given to the first Several people!

Cheers,
joe