Crimson's Web Crap

Anger is an energy.

-Public Image Limited


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fen-sucked coxcomb, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Review the stuff you own, and see what other folks think about it Join Epinions.com!

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fourty-Two:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

???OTHERQUOTES???

Might I suggest checking out the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop now.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Giant Meteor Will Destroy Beirut in Fifteen Centuries. -- New Study Results Remove All Doubt.

Cheers,
joe