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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Seven:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: FEEL the Sheer *Sphincter-Clenching* TERROR of *** Ilsa's Flying Thrill Seekers *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Web of the Troglodyte Mosquitos *** Free 3D glasses will be given to the first 2 people!
Cheers,
joe