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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.
Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next evening's "Just Say No To Caffeine" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Teens with F-huge Pee-Pees The Morb Evil Geniuses United For Windows NT Guitarists United Against Windows NT Boop Tick Chameleon and the Fly Boys . . . with Laura making Kiwi Margaritas | Anosmic Wardens performing for the first time with the masters of goth: Disgruntled Blue Big Brothers |
Altar Boy Position performing for the first time with ... Kill the Lawyers | Live at Rocky Point!
Thunder Frog Stapler
with
TillBiosphere!
Gaggle of Squirrels!
and The Peeved Glowing Altar Boys!
Call 555-1855 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe