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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
"Of course in the post Xday world, the ONLY useful currency will be ours. The "Bob" Buck, Slack Silver, Connie Crown, and Yeti Yen will be the only thing accepted by Xist bankers (other than Pink pelts, though that is a bit rustic...)"
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Pot Parties of the Electric Babes *** And You'll Also See the Scary *** Blood Sacrifice of the Bloodthirsty Ectoplasm from the Fourth Dimention *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe