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"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo
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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Headlinin' in an all-star gig, "Dubya Bush's Nipple Clamp" with Hiliary Clinton's Ballgag Feral Bosses and One Centimeter Staples Call 555-6287 for tickets! | Drummer, looking for an opening. Experienced in mosh, ska, and rastacore. I like ambient, especially The ReeLee's. Call Iggy at (952) 555-7312. |
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Cheers,
joe