"Catfish" Joe's Modulating Pages

I have a gun in my head
I'm invisible
I can't find the ice

-Throwing Muses

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou beslubbering reeling-ripe swag-bellied hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish currish base-court gudgeon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "IP Protocol"

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred and Four:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting netcowboy and that you hop over to the online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds 
You won't want to miss this evening's "Just Say Yes To Ecstacy" Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Lick the Doctor
Tommy Guns for Lapdance
Archbishop Liz Warden
Enema Ass
Nooner Herd
 . . . with Madonna doing a Magic Act with Roger Lavallee


Tape Loopist, looking for gigs.
Experienced in metal, bluegrass,
and jazz.  I like ambient, especially
Trumpy Nee, Flunky Sioux.
Call Margo at  (611) 555-8391.


  ---  Admiral White ---
Are Scheduled To Play at These Happening Places:
4/6          Altamont Speedway 
6/5          Durgin Hall


UMASS Amherst extended set this Thursday.
 Seven hours of Donato's Slime Mold

Cheers,
joe