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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Dave in Manacles performing for the first time with ... The Thrashing Eyeballs | Live at Altamont Speedway!
M.C. Shifty and the BlowBurros
with
Fire AntBone!
The San Francisco Questioners!
and Herds of Romulus!
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Red Rocks extended set this Thursday. Six hours of HKI Call 555-5667 for tickets! | Demented Kiwi needs Singer. We play acid, heavily influenced by Coo Posers, M.C. Shifty, and Drum Ear . Contact Bill at 555-0435. |
Cheers,
joe