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UT!!
Little-known JZP Fact Number Fourty-Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a disciple was walking by the temple when he came upon a sage. The student humbly said, "How do I acquire true peace?" The master struck the student twelve times with his hand. At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe