Joe "Crimson" Provo's Frequently Changing Pages

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/* He has been jprovo at gnu.ai.mit.edu since 1990.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
ChompProngs
 shakin' the foundations with ...
Ben Goodwin and the Family Cement
 ... Free Worcester Water at the door!
Call 555-2505 for tickets!

Sunday July 26th -- LIVE at Wembley Stadium
It's Pissed Sting
 .. with special guests Grateful Jed

Appearing for one time only, "Geep Black"
 with
The Screaming White Popes
Loop Lemurey Dog
 and The Mighty Mighty Glosstones

You won't want to miss this evening's WPI Battle of the Bands!

FIVE BANDS!
Shrubbery Fan Club
Coordinate
Balsa Head
the Swine
The Maiming Navels
 . . . with Freakshow on the Third stage

Cheers,
joe