"Catfish" Joe's Random Web Site

Burn Your Money

-Mojo Nixon

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou villainous doghearted flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent artless fen-sucked foot-licker, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Keyboardist, looking for an opening.
Experienced in dance, beat,
and folk.  I like rock, especially
Thin KoalaFishMutantBirdie.
Call Tayopa at  (422) 555-9960.

The Gweeping Boulders needs Sound Woman.
We play ska, heavily influenced by
Glaubner's Disease,
Orange Buckets,
and U9.  Contact Laura at 555-8586.

You won't want to miss this Fall's WICN Fundraiser!

FIVE BANDS!
The Frantic White Daffodils
Down with Wardens
Lads Down Seven Blocks
Downy Hat Head
Chicago Speed Metal Shop
 . . . with PCP Taking weirdos!

Tuesday November 22nd -- LIVE at Durgin Hall
It's Rock Could Destroy Itself
 .. with special guests SpooLoo Dolls

Cheers,
joe