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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Single release party this evening - The Stunkees with SpaceReptile and Group of Sheep!! Call (783) 555-1262 for tickets! | Missionary Violation headlining an all ages show with the masters of dub-hardcore: Koala Laura |
Wednesday August 14th -- LIVE at BioSphere It's Smashed Big Brothers .. with special guests Women Sans Shorts | Rad Great White Shark performing for the first time in America with the masters of space music: The Jer Johnson Three |
Cheers,
joe