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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Five:
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Might I suggest checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. and you visit the online game Urban Dead... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Log! New from MattelCorp.
Cheers,
joe