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I recommend checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Eating Honey Mustard & Onion Sourdough Pretzels rippin' it up with ... Mauve Staplers | Keyboardist, looking to play out. Experienced in thrash, ska, and klingon opera. I like ambient, especially UponGaia. Call Steve at 555-5425. |
<<< Oshkosh Clunk Famous People >>> Will Be Appearing at These ELEET Auditoriums: 9/24 KUKA's Studio 3/10 Worcester State College 4/25 The Blue Note Call 555-7858 for more info! | Tayopa's Stage extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of Disruption Against The Bucket |
Cheers,
joe