"Catfish" Joe's Mutating Crap

Bleed is music, and bleed is a good thing.

-Richard Harte, Mission of Burma's producer

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing elf-skinned harpy, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny mangled dizzy-eyed barnacle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Twenty-Eight:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Slasher Movie Fans!

   DON'T MISS this Spine-Tingling Feature!

  *** AEJ's Samurai Sadists ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Scary

   *** Nightmare of the Rodent Women ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe