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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Duchess ELEET Schooly H Fighter rockin' the house with ... Whale the Damp Sprocket | Little Wolfy appearing for one time only with ... The London Squickers ... Free Lemon Curry Pie at the door! Call 555-7753 for tickets! |
White Trussmas playing a benefit concert with the masters of art rock: Squirrel the Half Gasket | Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of The Artists Formerly Known as the Pigs |
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joe