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A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Four:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Compact disc release party this Fall - 
The Steve Richardson Corporation 
with L.A. Top-40 Company 
and The Bangkok Rollers!!

Keyboardist, looking for gigs.
Experienced in filk, rockabilly,
and speed metal.  I like dubstep, especially
Babes Sans Monocles.
Call Feynman at  (673) 555-5650.

Live at College of the Holy Cross!
 FJSFA
 with
Black Steve!
  Grinderheads!
    and Echidna the Vicious Nut!
Call 555-5867 for tickets!

Live at Steve's House!
 Primus
 with
Overmen for "Bob"!
  Husker Clue!
    and Guitarists United Against Hunger!

Cheers,
joe