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What is FNORD? FNORD is a palindrome for "Total Frontal Lobotomy"!
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 8:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest checking out my friend, Bozo Texino; ASAP.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Foxboro Stadium!
UART133
with
Prototype 404!
Fatul!
and Kids with Bold Cocks!
| Tonight at BioSphere! VooverChronic with a special solo hypnotic performance by Nick Danger (of Chemical Sock Hop)! |
Guitarist, looking for gigs. Experienced in ragtime, sound, and sound. I like jazz, especially Mary's Hypodermic Needle. Call Zyrah at 555-7596. | SpaceEchidna needs Guitarist. We play speed metal, heavily influenced by Smooch the Best Boy, The Artist Formerly Known as Noah Vawter, and The Sadly Bitchin'. Contact Mike at 555-3451. |
Cheers,
joe