Joe "Catfish" Provo's Durn Page

Real freedom scares you
'cause it means responsibility.

-Dead Kennedys


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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 205:
/* He has been jprovo at gnu.ai.mit.edu since 1990.

"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit New Ways Of Thinking and you visit the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Cyndi Lauper Is Pregnant! -- Keanu Reeves Reveals All

Cheers,
joe