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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... DON'T MISS this Grisly Feature! *** Anal Retentive Creatures from the End of Time *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Waxworks of the Bionic Stewardesses *** Vitamins WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
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joe