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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighteen:
"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Hackery Horde rockin' the house with ... Zila Communistica ... Free Ersatz Bros. Coffee at the door! | Fall Choir for their big Reunion Show with ... Bishop Violation Call (637) 555-9480 for tickets! |
Zoppy and the Installers bringin' down the roof with ... Altar Boy Position ... Free Pepsi Free at the door! | Live at The Oshkosh Brewery!
Reep Purple
with
The Artist Formerly Known as M.C. Eye!
Molest the Cook!
and The Storeb!
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Cheers,
joe