The Catfish's World-Wide-Weirdness

I've lost wisdom for salad.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant half-faced coxcomb, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou knotty-pated mumble-news, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Might I suggest checking out the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop or that you hop over to netcowboy now.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Experience the *Throat-Gripping* terror of

  *** Night of the Mutants ***

   And don't miss Claude Raines's last role in

   *** Whirlpool of the Bimbos ***

   Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to people whose
   names begin with X!

Cheers,
joe