Catfish's Freaky Web Pages

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy rough-hewn rough-hewn foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish rude-growing canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 65:
He likes interoperability, open standards and systems. Proprietary, closed systems are full of holes that could be resolved by making them open.

"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Scott Lesser; ASAP.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at Paris Art Cinema:

   DON'T MISS this Blood-Chilling Feature!

  *** Death Ride of the Cybernetic Slime from Acapulco ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling

   *** Mole People ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe