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Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! DON'T MISS this Action-Packed Feature! *** Squinky's Water Ferrets from Transylvania *** With the Gripping Co-Feature *** Cunning Goddess from Venus *** LSD WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
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