Catfish's Web Pages

The locals scream and shout a bit
But we don't let that affect us
We're here to lend a helping hand
In case they don't elect us

-Billy Bragg


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless crook-pated ratsbane, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou wayward ill-nurtured harpy, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Crimson Fact Number 10:
He dislikes coconut.

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Might I suggest visiting Jack Jansen or visiting the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc., NOW!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Wonky iTooz Eats!  New, from Ohio Art. 
Richard Basehart says "Call my 900 number".
Assembly instructions included! 

Cheers,
joe