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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 67:
"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a student saw a sage by a field. Said the student to the master: "How do I experience knowledge?" Said the master: "When the stone is touched by the breath, then there shall be understanding." With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe