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Word-of-the-Moment:
Tayback
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Six-Hundred and Seventy-Four:
"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to Ian Heavens Memorial, the online anarchist library of Spunk Library, or the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company, NOW!
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"I Saw Michael Kennedy Alive and Well in Paraaaaaade of Shoooooooes" Says Bazooka-Murderer.
Cheers,
joe