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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Six-Hundred:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Secret Laboratory of the Inflatable Pygmies *** With the Action-Packed Co-Feature *** Ilsa's Subterranean Hacker d00Ds *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe