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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Five-Hundred and Seven:
"HTTP: Hellishly Tiny TCP Packets"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Carrying a Futon on Your Head Can Make You Angry, Announce Gurus.
Cheers,
joe