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Might I suggest visiting my friend, Christine Jesensky.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student encountered a sage by the market. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of true compassion?" The master answered: "When the horse is close to the river, then there shall be night." After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe