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Agony is born of Desire
That's what you get for Wanting.

-Moev


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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 59:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss next Spring's Timothy McVeigh Awareness Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Bite
MooverTonic
The Norb
Sloop and the Heisszenuch Bleizene Philharmonic
Metal Wang
 . . . with S&M Penny Loafers available at the concessions!
Call  (559) 555-2119 for tickets!

Denny's extended set this Thursday.
 Three hours of Mother Hand Gun

Some F-huge Societies
 tearin' it up with ...
Paul McCartney's Band
 ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door!

The Aardvark Tribute Band
 rockin' the house with ...
Kinky Grrrrlz In the Hood

Cheers,
joe