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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Ceiling Fans In Your Home Can Destroy Your Ribs. -- Cuban Computer Scientists Offer Lovely Proof.

Cheers,
joe