Joe Provo's Fluctuating Crap

Beryl. Not the Nose.


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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 3:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Experience the *Bone-Chilling* terror of

  *** Nightmare of the Cannibal Dinosaurs ***

   Together With the Equally Throat-Gripping

   *** Dr. Blood's Chainsaw Daleks ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe