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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Epsilon Omicron Omega Fraternity extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of Rhythm&Blues Crusade | Kickin' ass, "Americans United Against Slavery" with Front 116 Elephant Wang and Steve Reeves Project |
Tonight at The Colliseum! Irritable Bowel Syndrome with a special solo folky performance by Eric Dolphy (of Emerald Lyme Disease)! | Thursday July 12th -- LIVE at Stonehenge It's Spoo Fighters .. with special guests Ben Hutchins Octet |
Cheers,
joe