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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Six-Thousand and Seven:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"I Like Sheep (baaaa)," Claims Maggie Thatcher.
Cheers,
joe