Joe Provo's Freaky Crap

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.

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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 2:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Feast of the Flaming Stewardesses ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Bone-Chilling

   *** Defiance of the Space Ectoplasm ***

   BANNED in 2 Countries!

Cheers,
joe