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An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
and anyway I told the truth
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Panopticism

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Seven:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   FEEL the Sheer *Gripping* TERROR of

  *** Fu Manchu's Wild Managers ***

   With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also

   *** Jungle of the Brain Eating Gweeps ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe