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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Moe's!
Loojee and the Installers
with
Mighty Mighty HeavyTones!
Brown Grrrrl!
and The Hunkees!
| Foo Fighters performing for the first time in America with the masters of dub: Fighting Messiah |
Friday January 12th -- LIVE at Store Twenty-Four On Highland It's Tayopa's Plum .. with special guests Heat Division | Tonight at The Rose Bowl! Boove Function with a special solo hypnotic performance by Lydia Lunch (of The Hand Shoots)! |
Cheers,
joe