Joe "Catfish" Provo's Crap

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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 500:
He has worked as a part of Spunk Press since 1992. Documenting and archiving both historic and current real anarchism.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Headlinin' in an all-star gig this Autumn - 
OutsideWorld 
with Foo Squickers 
and Lemur Style!!

Singer, looking to jam with.
Experienced in metal, funk,
and blues.  I like music, especially
Pup Cock.
Call Iggy at 555-4708.

  <<<  Z.Z. Chop >>>
Will Play at These Auditoriums:
3/29          Rocky Point 
3/29          Club NEXT 
3/8          The Colliseum 
4/22          Anna Maria College 
9/22          Foxboro Stadium 
2/9          Institute Hall 
7/14          The Centrum 
9/25          Stonehenge

  ***  The Medicine Posse ***
Will Play at These Fresh Studios:
1/13          A Street Corner In Main South 
3/26          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 
Call  (798) 555-6038 for more info!

Cheers,
joe