Joseph Z Provo's Transmogrifying Web Grunk

Real freedom scares you
'cause it means responsibility.

-Dead Kennedys

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing bat-fowling jolthead, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped half-faced puttock, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Twenty-Two:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting netcowboy or checking out SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming Soon to the Tri-View Drive-In!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Lord of the Creepy Flag Burners ***

   Together With the Equally Sphincter-Clenching

   *** Kingdom of the Satanic Bees ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe