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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Nasty Godzilla Talks! New, from Ohio Art. You put it together!
Cheers,
joe