Joe "Crimson" Provo's Transforming Web Crap

Would you go to jail for your art?

-Negativland


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou saucy elf-skinned flap-dragon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou villainous earth-vexing giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Fourty-Six:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  =#=  MTV =#=
Will Be Appearing at These Pubs:
12/2          Watch City Brewery 
4/18          Watch City Brewery 
5/9          Doherty Memorial High School 
Call 555-2014 for more info!

You won't want to miss next Fall's Lamerpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Blind Leopards
Dead Missionary
SpacePlatypus
The Mike Andrews Four
The FeeKee's
 . . . with Temporary Prince Alberts by Edward!
Call 555-9799 for tickets!

Live at Store Twenty-Four On Highland!
 George Bush's Anal Beads
 with
Chemical Hootenanny!
  Hunky Tee, Ker-plunky Doo!
    and Butchers!

Ripping the roof off this year - 
Chemical Mothers 
with Broken Kids 
and M.C. KRad Turntable One and the Stooges!!
Call  (448) 555-0952 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe