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"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Enormous!
Flesh Eating Girlies
with
Emerald Chicken Pox!
DST!
and M.C. Dive-a-Lot!
| Defying Pomegranates needs Guitarist. We play swing, heavily influenced by Thunder Offensive, Wolves on Bath Salts, and Big White Phallus. Contact Feynman at 555-1079. |
Folks Without Socks jammin' with ... Mo'Betta'bital | Headlining an all ages show, "404 Nation" with Slow Irritable Bowel Syndrome Dames Only Club and Fed Can Foxtrot |
Cheers,
joe