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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Eight:
"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Action Movie Fans! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Forbidden Palace of the Blood Pods *** And don't miss Elvis's last role in *** Cesium Ogres from Jim Dandy *** Filmed in Shock-O-Rama!
Cheers,
joe