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-The Faraway Places


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Balance

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 100:
He coins new terms regularly: 'certifiction': vendor certification.

"That which does not kill me makes me stranger."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Down with Meters
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
Tayopa's Metric Gut

Live at Denny's!
 Big Shark Gear
 with
The Bothered Arrest-me Red Pastors!
  DJ Fight-a-Lot!
    and Mary's Pear!

the Mice
 appearing for one time only with ...
F-huge WOW That's Black Rod
 ... Free Ritalin at the door!

Live at Astro Subs!
 One Cubit Screws
 with
Amplifierhead!
  Bill and Dave!
    and Grateful Ted!

Cheers,
joe