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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Ninety-Three:
"Some are born to gooberdom, some have gooberdom thrust upon them, and some run fanatically into the slavering maw of the Goober God to become the Big Kahuna Goober."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people and visiting Scott Lesser.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... FEEL the Sheer *Sphincter-Clenching* TERROR of *** Harem of the Uranium Hillbillies *** With the Unearthly Co-Feature *** Blood Orgy of the Alien Hacker d00Ds *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Gruesome Contest of Wills!
Cheers,
joe