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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sunday April 9th -- LIVE at Doherty Memorial High School It's German Industrial Giants: Heisseinzeubzeugteubuestwald Abflogen .. with special guests Fiberglass Lady Call 555-5412 for tickets! | Margo's Toothbrush united for the last time on stage with ... Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Brasky |
Yatal playing a benefit concert with ... Buzz | Tearin' it up this weekend - Magenta Cancer with UDMA512 and The UDMA Poots!! |
Cheers,
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