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Inaccuracy.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number 500:
"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... An Action-Packed TRUE story! *** Secret Laboratory of the Strange Armadillos *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Sphincter-Clenching *** Shriek of the Cannibal Body-Snatchers from Another Dimension *** BANNED in 3 Countries!
Cheers,
joe