Joe "Catfish" Provo's Heroic Junk

I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The


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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Ten:
He attended James Monroe High School in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting the browser-based game Urban Dead, Bill Marr's Survey Central, or netcowboy now.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Ohio Art!
 Limited Edition MX Missile for Rodan Corps! 
Arnold Schwarzenegger reminds you "Buckle Up". 

Cheers,
joe