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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | HTTP100 rockin' the house with the masters of dubstep: Bleiienuesttaubuch Uebertaubzeubuck | Kickin' ass this year - The Saxophone Dreiteuban Einsteinen Philharmonic with Dead Shit Your Dean and Mauve Christmas!! |
You won't want to miss next Winter's Farm AID! FIVE BANDS! Milking Machinehead Forbotol Hooni Flock of Stoats Czar Loom and the Riding Shorts . . . with Madonna playing Connect-the-Piercings | Fluorescent Orange Katrina needs Upright Bass-player. We play rhythm&blues, heavily influenced by Blue Funeral, Liz's Big Knuckle, and The Vulva Poots. Contact Reginald at 555-2517. |
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