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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two:
"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, an eager student was walking by the road when he met an old master. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to virtue?" Said the master: "When the sun is different from the egg, then there shall be dog." In that moment, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe