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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tearin' it up next evening - FlyProds with Doo Fighters and Mixingland!! | Tonight at Moe's! Pila Asia (U.K.) with a special solo hypnotic performance by DJ ELEET Beat One (of Bullshit Triangular Communism (U.K.))! |
Frantic Ratio tearing down the walls with ... Femmes with Thunder Cocks | Live at The Lower Wedge!
Timpani Ear
with
Eat the Garbageman!
Chemical Hoodang!
and Roger Lavallee and DJ Snuff Dealer!
Call (629) 555-5735 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe