Joe "Catfish" Provo's Site

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fifty:
He used to hang out and perform at the original Worcester Artists' Group on Harlow Street in Worcester, Massachusetts.

"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit my friend, the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
M.C. Illin' Ice
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with ...
202 State
 ... Free Forbidden Donuts at the door!

Point
 playing their last show with
 the masters of fusion-art rock:
Mutant Banana

The Ben Hutchins Tribute Band needs Vocalist.
We play folk, heavily influenced by
Gator the Pet Shop Bolt,
The Ghods,
and Locust Cufflinks.  Contact Randee at  (058) 555-6965.

Live at JFK Jr. High Auditorium!
 The Junqueees
 with
Grok Stump!
  The TeeTee's!
    and Curve!

Cheers,
joe