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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 700:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Spamming Usenet Is Better Than Sex," Demonstrates Bastard!
Cheers,
joe