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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Fifty:
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I suggest that you hop over to the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, NOW!
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a young disciple was walking by the river when he saw a sage. The student approached the master, and said: "How can I come to know awareness?" The master replied: "When the night is touched by the laugh, then there shall be horse." With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe