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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
The Exploding Vulvae
with
WhaleBone!
Albuquerque Wang!
and Velvet Youth!
| Tonight at Madonna's Studio! Sergeant Fuck-me-dead Red with a special solo acoustic performance by Noah Vawter (of Ray)! |
The Sunkees takin' the stage with ... Hoop | Several Sizable Orchestras for their big Reunion Show with ... Roaches on Sugar ... Free Pot at the door! |
Cheers,
joe