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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty:
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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Christmas! You WON'T Want to Miss *** Slaughter of the Sensuous Robots *** With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also *** Fangs of the Hysterical Ghouls *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Bone-Chilling Car-Parking sequence!
Cheers,
joe