Catfish's Web Junk

The best drinkin's under th'table
we all get there eventually.

-Jim Tyrrell


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou lumpish milk-livered mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish bat-fowling minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

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Might I suggest you visit my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial right away!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   DON'T MISS this Grisly Feature!

  *** Anal Retentive Creatures from the End of Time ***

   And For the First Time Anywhere

   *** Waxworks of the Bionic Stewardesses ***

   Vitamins WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe