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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a novice disciple spied a master by a meadow. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of understanding?" The master murmered: "A ball in the stream." With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe