Crimson's Heroic Web Page

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 40:
He briefly played guitar.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit Jack Jansen or visiting Ian Heavens Memorial; ASAP.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for New Year's Day - from Yoyodyne, Inc.
 Krakatoa Playset for Moon Base Ingrid Bergman Action Figure  

Cheers,
joe