JZP's Shifting Web Site

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou lumpish hasty-witted bugbear, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou artless varlot, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

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I suggest you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library now.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Chaoflux - from SRI, LLC
 Eighth Wife and Cabalist Admiral Crusher!
From Bell Atlantic Group's Felix the Cat Reptile-Skin Handbag line. 
Contains small parts.  

Cheers,
joe