The Catfish's Changing Web Louou

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

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"The people who say "there's so much $BAD now" make me want to punch them. We have more information and greater access to it. That's it. There have always been stalkers, pervs, pedos, etc. It isn't useful to focus on "what has changed from an imagined past" rather "what can we *do* about things now"."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention SciFi Movie Fans!

   FEEL the Sheer *Horrific* TERROR of

  *** Pot Parties of the Screaming Women ***

   With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also

   *** Amulet of the Pregnant Corpses ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe