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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Coolidge Corner Cinema: DON'T MISS this Scary Feature! *** Vengence of the Slithering Vivisectionists *** And You'll Also See the Blood-Chilling *** Love Slaves of the Reckless Mutants *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe