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AARDVARK EMPORIUM
Well-known Crimson Fact Number Nine:
"Hmm, I sound much like a kook. Oh, well."
--J.D. Falk
I recommend checking out Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere and you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Torture Chamber of the Brain Eating Ghouls *** With GoiterGuy! Also *** Abduction of the Cannibal Slugs from Transylvania *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe