Joe "Catfish" Provo's Nigh-Useless Pages

Big brains have more fun!

-Negativland


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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Five:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"The only way I want money from a venture capitalist is holding them up at gunpoint."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Admiral Crusher! New from Little Tikes, Co..  

Cheers,
joe