JZP's Frequently Shifting Web Site

Bleed is music, and bleed is a good thing.

-Richard Harte, Mission of Burma's producer

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing plume-plucked minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny fen-sucked death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Well-known Catfish Fact Number Six-Hundred and Ninety:
He attended Worcester Polytechnic Institute

"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Angry Mr. Henky Eats!  New, from KidCo. 
Imagination not included.