Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

THE LATEST RUMOR IS THAT THEY'RE GOING TO LAY OFF HARDWARE ENGINEERS RIGHT AFTER WE GET BACK FROM THE BIG CONFERENCE IN CANCUN.

THAT BUG WILL BE FIXED BEFORE THE END OF TODAY!

MEET ME AT THE MASSAGE PARLOUR AT 6:00. MY CLUBS ARE IN THE TRUNK; TEE TIME IS 10:30.

WE'LL MAKE IT UP IN VOLUME! YOU CAN HAVE THE NEW HARDWARE BEFORE THE END OF TOMORROW!

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo