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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Colonel Death! New from BondoTRONIX.

The latest from HasbroCorp!
Limited Edition Corvette for Happy Fun Ball!
Mz. Prostitute says "You're my friend".

New from Ma Bell, Inc.!
Adult Playset for Movie Star Colonel Havoc!
From Maas-Neotek's Slaughter Gang line.
Jonas Grumby reminds you "Eat Me".

It's Politically Correct Strikebuster with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from Hasbro.

It's Squooshy Keanu Reeves with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from RCN.
Some assembly required.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo