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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

The latest from Norton Heavy Industries!
Funky Clear Rubber Suit for Peter Weller Gang!

Retro Halberd for Mr. UPS Worker League!
From DEC!
In stores now!
Still legal in four states!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Shook for My Second Scab Prostitute Doll

It's Mister Natural! New from Maas-Neotek.
Sanitation Engineer says "Buy my Adult Playset Swimming Pool!".
Some restrictions apply.

The latest from Ohio Art!
Limited Edition Huey Helicoptor for Tick-League!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo