[note: I didn't type most of these. And some of this is offensive. It is after all a giant flame.] [spoken] El-P: Straight up, if it wasn't for cats like me For real, and I am not bullshittin' If it wasn't for cats like me you wouldn't be in the rec-- in the door, and I know that's true now, y'knowwhatmsayin? Because now you're really using my name Sole: well, Where's Len? I told Len that fuckin' I sai-- quote, I said, I love Company Flow I don't wanna be against you guys I, I-- quote, unquote I said, I wanna be down - you know like I said, I don't want beef with you guys YouknowIamlikedude; like fuckin' this whole shit is bananas, y'know? El-P: Like you're gonna make it by dissing me You know "the record that got CoFlow scared," y'knowwhatmsayin?? It's like, DO I SOUND SCARED?? Sole: No I don't think you sound very scared. [rapping] Some cats know us but this one don't I oughta pierce his fuckin phallus through your rookie ass throat Yo Duke, don't step to me until you're ripened fruit I'm loopy from the invitations from funeral glue Stone poems dissolve combatants via shards through 56k high speed Still blitzed like relaxed I'll call geisha felatio deeds like fertilizer bombs packed in air tower cargo compartment docks Sticky fuck revolution shot - send all complaints to Rupert Murdoch I'll black out in the mug of suburbanites with little stinger's crew You volunteer for the draft stupid--that's on you! On some upper middle class romantic notion So the mortar scraps'll fly cry gates section 8 escape like Klinger do The demented happy face bruised back for pussycrew packin Rockin clam diggers with cut knees in Hepatitis puddles - no vaccine Plus 99% that's down with you still give respect for mine Silently questioning your direction - like Amistad passenger section Gilbert Grape against Magneto odds; Ultimate Break 5 versus your needle pops; Davey Jones versus Goliath; I'm Ed Sullivan Beatles crowd response I slowed it down - try to download this gig to formatted floppy disk while heads bop like epileptics sucking my dick to some off-beat shit (Sole: "I l-l-l-l-l-l-love Company Flow") ::scratch:: "y-y-you faggot" This spoiled brat little young saga got a mommy bought my sampler tapes (Sole: "I wanna be down") Make sure every one sheet snippet tape flyer sticker and t-shirt got a representation of my name and face I rock beats that Tina Yothers morning sickness without makeup ugly Dusty, fucked up four track dirty ass crack pirate radio readiness Okay fella; I own my masters, lyrics, merchandise mic, turntables, style, psychosis, pain and penis Deranged cadence kills syllable meters UV needles Makin gangsters in the crowd throw bottles at my people We dip on life cycles few data crisp since Custom Jeep Dapper Dan era in 3 fat goose swingin discs of Tron to disembowel your village elder Fuckin' sick isn't it? Bucket my piss while you're at it kiss the dog dick Try to act monstrous but just a Beanie Baby after my profit That don't do much for hip hop - that isn't respect it's cockfondlin In eighty-nine we called it tip-doggin; but you ain't know that rookie Don't ever try to front like you know me or my people By the way Vordul, did I bite? Vordul: "yea right!!--that's fantasy lie snake trife" Sole: "dude, dude, like fuckin - this whole shit is bananas" You little lying muthafucka, you know you kiss my ass and then you try to ::scratch:: "change up the past" Who fell into their own hari kari kit when they lied to themselves Self abuse by selling lies self destructive I am Captain Kirk, Spock and Lieutenant Uhura on the away team You're Henson Lebowitz - the sacrificial lamb for the episode You beamed to the wrong planet this time with a hot pink phaser and one line before getting morphed to faggot dust for not knowing our status Automatic and absolutely the poisonous shit-licking one cyber reject New England rich boy soon to catch a Bay Area eject Marionette pussy non-veteran I got more friends than you where you live (Menopause/ Men all pause) when I stop that flow of estrogen You wanna be on the cutting edge--sliced up Emotions knifed--life sucks feeling dejected when frustration is misdirected in official election Conjections on top of blaming misinformation textures So inane--I cause colon blow pain You have an obsession, respect it From now on you're immortalized playin yourself on my record Congratu-fuckin-lations; isn't that what you wanted, IDIOT? There's more than a little difference between yours and my existence This is my ride; and you're not commandeering it The only thing advanced about your music is that you need a computer to hear it This year you're independent, last year you was on some keep it real shit, right? The last year before that you discovered hip-hop and you immediately became an internet genius Facetious pseudo-intellectualism can't contest wisdom I feel like Selena; the president of my fan club's trying to kill me And you'se a bad ass? Let's take a Linda Tripp file since you wanted to play the game filthy Bad enough that you lied about me; front like this isn't your voice I'll be forced to release the microcassette in its entirety [spoken] Sole: I mean, fuckin Len knows, I mean Y'know I like your shit I mean that's not really the point, y'know? El-P: I don't know whether you like my shit I haven't even heard your record, y'know, I don't, well, I have no idea what you think about me [Sole in samples] I-I-I-I-I love Company Flow I love Company Flow I don't wanna be against you guys I don't wanna be against you guys I wanna be down I-I-I-I-I wanna be down I-I-I-I-I wanna, I wanna be down I don't wanna be against you guys I love Company Flow I love Company Flow :: "I love Company Flow" -- [stretched and echoed]::: [El P rapping] This is one of those precious moments of ferocious payback Closest to the perfect scenario, you made a move but it backfired Magnified by the fact that you tried to project a persona of confrontation by subverting a crew who in fact you idolized Next time your delusions of groupie lust and battle fame Isolated website hip-hop culture Tiger Beat subscription addiction Malignancy career impotency lies high school gossip power move Will simply get you beat the fuck up, liar Spell my goddamn name right next time, pussy Feel the beauty of futility served with arsenic cookies and old lace You tried to save face, yo fuck that I fold space You musta thought you was Canibus trying to eat my ass How does the hole taste Timmy? You don't even deserve this moment--do you? You haven't paid enough dues to get a battle--pupil! Run along and do your little interviews with your fantasy life distortion Next time you reveal your true self, make sure that no one records it, stupid [spoken] Sole: To be totally honest with you I think you're being cool, y'know Like; I mean, taking in consideration everything--y'know El-P: Yaknahmsayin my plan was essentially to ignore you, But like, now, it's gettin very difficult to do that because you're makin too, you're makin too big a deal out of what you perceive as a diss to you when in reality like, I don't think you're even completely positive that you're totally correct on this one Sole: Uh, I don't feel very correct right now; at this point [pause] That's why I don't really have anything to say because it's like well fuck, you know I made I made my El-P diss record already, y'know? ::scratching::: damn that's a sucka---faggot----Get played, out of position ---true feelings---m-m-murder a rookie---- suck the dick kid and eat the dick cookie---- eat the dick cookie-- e-e-e-at the dick cookie